Jon lajoie

It's your birthday today
(Woohoo)
What does that mean
I guess I'll try to explain
That many years ago on this day
It was the first time your parents
s...

I can stay underwater for 5 minutes on a single breath
When i focus my mind i always reach my goal
But there's one thing i can not control
I cum too f...

It was late at night on christmas eve
I was dreaming of the soft white snow (white snow)
I was awoken by a noise near the christmas tree
What it was
I...

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a ****.
Well step aside *******, cause I give the lowest amount  **** humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give...

I thought maybe I'd find a friend
Or maybe I'd meet a girl
Have a great conversation with a stranger
On the other side of the world
Or maybe learn som...

Yo...
MC confusing...
WTF 3 mother****ers.
Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings
2012 - Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date
First on deck every...

I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ****e
I am just a regular...

Did you miss me?
Aww yeah, what? What?
MC Vagina is right back in this *****
2009 is the year I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got l...

i don't understand
can somebody tell me whats going on
why is there a drunk Chinese man
doing push ups in my front lawn
and why's he wearing lipstick?

Everyday Normal Crew -Jon Lajoie
Hey yo shit yeah **** NWA get the **** outta here
**** G Unit **** that shit
**** D 12mother****er
Get the **** out o...

Ladies and gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores its 
Sunday afternoon!  
It's Sunday afternoon and there a few things that 
I...

Can't believe this.  
I'm gonna kill this mother****er.   
Hallo  
Hello, Jake  
Uh, hi there 
Bob. How is it going?  
Well, I'm just fun-****ing-tast...

How do you show someone you love
 That they are the one
 So many ways to express love
 It's hard to choose just one
 How you gonna do it
 Some lesbian...

What's a nine to five office job?
That sounds exactly like what I want
Young man, that is one party
you may not be able to handle
Nine to five, nine t...

Have you ever watched the sun go down
Have you ever been high as ****
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you ...

财神到 财神到
好心得好报
财神话 财神话
搵钱依正路
财神到 财神到
好走快两步
得到佢睇起你
你有前途
阖府庆新岁
喜气盈盈
齐贺你多福荫
壮健强劲
又祝你今年
庆获荣升
朝晚多多欢笑
锦绣前程
愿夫妇恩爱
体贴入微
成日有吉星照
百事无忌
共亲友相见
说话投机
充满新春喜气
欢鹊跃娓
财神到 ...

嗫(ささや)く木立から　飞び立つ鸟のように
无限の明日へと羽ばたいてほしい
休めてた翼をひろげるその日まで
悲しみはいつでも私に预けていて
苍くはりつめた月の记忆を
抱いてまどろむこんな日も
いつでもあなたのすぐ侧で见守ってるから
さあ　今だけは安らかにお眠りなさい

山查子(サンザシ)の岸辺から见...

Mother, tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean, what they say
Mother
Mother, can you keep them i...

I bear no grudge, even though my heart may break.
Eternally lost love!
I bear no grudge.
No ray of light falls on the darkness of your heart.
I've not...

Robbin Hood Theory -Gang Starr
Written by ：Keith Elam
Peace Brother Elijah
Hey peace Guru how you doing
I'm maintaining
Just been thinking though man
...

Worries  slowly  come  and  kiss 【忧虑渐渐袭来】
Tell  me  what's  your  name?【告诉我你是谁？】
再一次互相吸引
在竞争中诋毁
即使夜晚无数次的降临
若在漆黑的某个角落里
飘散着自己残缺的碎片
search  and  kiss  an...

WHITE WORLD

Do you remember  Do you remember
出会ったあの日のこと
君を思いながら
舞い落ちる雪见つめてる
すれ违って
胸が苦しい夜は
白い雪は溶けて
二人の頬を濡らすけど
Oh Holy Night  Oh Holy Night
解けない魔法の夜
白い...

Meanwhile Back At Mama's - Tim Mcgraw
Runnin' round in this new truck
Bank lets me borrow from month to month
I'm runnin' out of credit,
find a little...

壊れている記憶数えて
思い出せば 何を唱える？
おとぎの国 また描いて
深い森に迷い込んでいく あぁ
不思議な魔法かけて 汚れたドレス着せて
甘い涙流せば 全てが嘘になる
求めている記憶忘れて
騒ぎだせば黒く染まれる
子供騙し また描いて
長い夜に迷い込んでいく あぁ
言葉の魔法かけて 大人の事情抜...

不知你为何沉默
那一天走了以后 就没开口
也许 都是我的错
给了太多却不是 你要的
在我心里一直当你
一直当你是
点亮漫漫长夜的萤火虫
当晨雾汇拢
你却消失无影 无踪

每一次当我想起
初次见面的场景 仍会叹息
不该太快照亮你
萤火虫需要隐匿 才有魔力
在我心里一直当你
一直当你是
驱散内心寒冷的萤...

城市中人潮熙攘 同样的粉饰脸庞
好像只有我未成长
季节消逝中迷惘 回不到年少时光
青春未绽放已沧桑
不顾一切拼命的奔跑
身影看起来是那么的渺小
灰暗的路途多漫长
但我知道我必须变得更强
走在一个人回家的路上
坚定的眼神里闪烁倔强的泪光
我宁愿梦空一场 尝遍世态炎凉
也许会就这样 独自去追逐理想
也不...

Under the sea come with me
The ******* is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at...

《爱情公寓》
胡一菲：小瑷
曾小贤：Balon
陈美嘉：秀爱
吕子乔：若雾
唐悠悠：墨狗蛋蛋
关谷神奇：绯雪
后期：绿栀（涿鹿工作室）
美工：萱姑凉（繁华倾城）
PV：白夜
【小瑷】：其实我也明了 对的人 那么少
合：能够一起到老 那比什么都重要
【小瑷】：总是 为自己烦恼
怕身材不够好 怕美丽会变...

你在现世经受寻常离合
万重山早已被轻舟走过
你记得山温水软的轮廓
却忽略生命样式的薄弱
煮一碗 万籁俱寂 苦多
熬一碗 往日绵长 来过
睁眼虚无
闭眼孤独
满目琳琅
时日
斑驳
你熄灭单薄瘦瘠的烟火
描绘出骨肉丰盈的缄默
你拒绝万象丛生的因果
云叠雾幻被你深情饮酌
煮一碗 风声笑谈 辽阔
吞一碗 理...

And I will walk 500 miles
When I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be...

This Is America （version originally performed by Childish Gambino ）（）-Various Artists （美群星）
Lyrics by ：Donald Glover /Ludwig Goransson
Yeah yeah yeah ...