The Lonely Island

Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman.
Natalie: Hello
Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman ...

We have taken control of your minds.
Your minds.
So get on the floor.
Oh yeah.
Cause it's time, to kick up dirt, now let's work.

Hey, we gonna dance ...

I'm gonna need all the hot girls to come onto the stage right now
Fellas, let me hear you make some noise


Kings of the shit, pounding on brewskies

...

Woo!
Woo!
Unbelievable, super cool (Woo!), outrageous and amazing
Phenomenal, fantastic, so incredible, woohoo!
Unbelievable, super cool, outrageous a...

Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011
Let's get 'em Kiv!
Aye yo my d**k don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin' at me like “You for real...

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss....

Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been tog...

Watch out, watch out
It's Conner!
I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
But I never fall, beat 'em all
Cause you know I'm so humble
I'm so humble, I'm ...

Your mom says, "Hi" — Jinx!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah no no
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah ...

Adam  Levine:YOLO
Andy:YOLO,you  only  live  once.
The  battle  cry  of  a  generation.
This  life  is  a  precious  gift.
So  don't  get  too  crazy,...

We're here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Now, Natalie, the last time you were here,
I heard things got a little out of control.
Yeah, well, I ...

Ooh, 2 banditos
Well howdy ma'am, we the 2 banditos
Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos
Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown
Hunter's thi...

This one goes out
From the bottom of our hearts
To the most important lady in our lives
'Cause we're proud of you
Mama
You raised me right
Mama
Showed...

Your mom says,— Jinx!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah no no
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Y...

What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world, right?
But tonight I'm on my dumb shit
I'm headed to Paris at a quarter ...

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'.
Hello' What up, Parns'
Yo Samberg, what's crackin''
You thinking ...

Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)
Something beautiful happens in this world(Akon! )
You don't know how to express yourself, so(And Lonely Island! )
You just gott...

Intercom: Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Andy: Oh great, send him in.
Michael: Hey guys
All: Hey, thanks for coming.
Andy: How's it goin'?
Michael: I'm ...

Sometimes oh
Something beautiful happens
In this world
Akon
You don't know how to express yourself so
And lonely Island
You just gotta sing
I just had...

One! Two!
One two, one-two-three-
.
We are a crowd and we are loud.
We're cheering as a group
At our favorite event.
We're gonna cheer cause we are he...

Rihanna: Eh, woah! yeah yeah yeah
Rihanna and Shy Ronnie
We like fire and ice taking over the whole world
And the tree of knowledge it grows cuz we pl...

I'm gonna need all the hot girls to come onto the stage right now
Fellas, let me hear you make some noise
Kings of the b*****s, pounding on brewskies
...

Oh dang what is it dawg
I forgot its mother's day didnt get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She'll be so dissappointed  damn i forgot it too...

Sometimes (ohhh), something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing.....

(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)
Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me...

This one goes out
From the bottom of our hearts
To the most important lady in our lives
'Cause we're proud of you
Mama!
You raised me right
Mama!
Show...

Yea, it’s not as good as their first album but there’s some funny stuff on it
I disagree
I think they’re all wack
Yea
Perhaps you could help me, I’m a...

我送上初恋 在你的面前
再将我爱你 温习一遍
我无法收敛 对你的思念
若爱有风险 我宁愿中箭
那一年春天 爱发芽蔓延
我们故事 颜色鲜艳
我将爱完全 花在你身边
对爱纠缠很明显
想腻在你的房间
触电的瞬间 同一边
肩并着肩 黏你 脸靠着脸
看着照片 许愿
傻笑了好几遍 画十字在胸前
闭眼祈祷梦会实现...

天空海阔是无尽美梦
可惜只得一个破天空
寻求人间仅有的希望
骤觉得到了 又已失去了
不懂欢笑像留下缺陷
哥哥可否知道我的心
常常埋怨仿似不长大
是你给予我 留我一点真
默默悼念默默愤怒埋怨
一生充满了斗志永不倦
怎可终止

他的生命是真理 WOO
他的生命没扭转
但愿在你的远方
可听得到我这歌
常欠...

does  he  love  me  I  wanna  know
how  can  I  tell  if  he  loves  me  so
is  it  in  his  eyes>Oh  no  you'll  be  deceived
is  it  in  his  eyes>O...

哎，哎！
大理三月好风光哎，
蝴蝶泉边好梳妆，
蝴蝶飞来采花蜜哟，
阿妹梳头为哪桩？
蝴蝶飞来采花蜜哟，
阿妹梳头为哪桩？
哎，
蝴蝶泉水清又清，
丢个石头试水深，
有心摘花怕有刺，
徘徊心不定啊伊哟。
哎，
有心摘花莫怕刺哎，
有心唱歌莫多问，
有心撒网莫怕水哟，
见面好相认。
阳雀飞过高山顶，
...

Artist：david bowie
Songs Title：love you till tuesday

Just look through your window, look who sits outside
Little me is waiting, standing through the ...

Gentlemen it is me duty
To inform you of one beauty
Though I'd ask of you a favour
Not to seek her for a while
Though I own she is a creature
Of chara...

He takes you out and he takes you up
'cause he can show you so much
I go to bed and tomorrow again
there's a lot of work to be done
He gives you gold ...

どんなに泣きたくてもまだ　
終わりに出来ない夢がある
いつになれば　叶うかなんて　
分からないけど　(Oh I don't know)
Coolに決める表情の裏　
不安に潰されそうになるけど
負けないため　泣かないため　
進んでいくよ　(Just go for it)
でもそれも疑うことなくいつでも...

サクラ
大橋トリオ

三日月夜道を
サクラの花が舞う
僕は君の心の中から
今夜旅に出るよ

冬が終わる頃
君に降り積もった雪は
僕じゃない別の
春を見つけて
解けていった
さようならこれでお別れだけど
今夜涙はみせないで
君の幸せを祈って
この汽車で行きます

君がくれた愛は
今も僕のものですか
い...

잠을 너무 못 잤나 봐
아님 꿈인가 봐
네 이름 네 얼굴만 떠올라
고장나 버린 낡은 시계처럼
난 네 앞에서 그만
멈춰 버린 것 같아
예고도 없이 ring ring
내 귀를 울리는
간지런 너의 목소리
두근 두근 두근 두근
어이 없어 점점 네게 끌리잖아
You're my ...

睁开着

觉醒的眼

遥望着

寂静的天

悬挂着

星空的帘

笼罩着

回环的圈

浮现清冷的湖畔
无沿无边
流水敲打着
昏暗的冰寒
弯月的微笑
像锋利的刀片
割开羁绊
飘起的北风
助推着抖擞的湖面
不屈的鸟虫呐喊了
无数个夜晚
夜不眠 不眠
飞鸟还 相随相伴

湖水转 亦绵亦缠

重山断 若窄...

赤信号 3回止まったら
今度こそ 君にキスしよう
車を走らせながら思った
何もなく家(うち)へ送ったら
僕たちは友達のままで
いつもの切ない気持ちは消えない
何度も伝えようとして
言葉を飲み込んでしまった
2人の恋の水面(みなも)静かで美しく
小石 投げる勇気がなかった
(ずっとここにいられないんだ...

我是哪一种 remix
crazy failly production
别问我是哪一种
我是哪一种 我是哪一种
可能你永远都不会懂
so别问我是哪一种
我是荷兰副总统
我有太多歌要忙着录
没空做白日梦
所以给自己打了兴奋剂
来面对新问题
没时间理你要比你在集体里接受洗礼
的要快
KRAZY
别觉得奇...

Turn it on
从剪短头发那刻起
换个新的造型 降降朋友们的戾气
going up
坚持我的独门绝技
居然有人骂我抄袭 说唱 伪装 自己
嘘 …
我不拍一路向西
不是姓王的李丹妮
oh 没空理你
创作新的灵感
需要赐予新的语气
停止你的说 让我昏睡过去？
不让烦得事情骚扰我的大脑神经
别独自作...

Enviyon on the mix
Baby where you at
We can play these games, if you wanna
We can play these games, if you wanna
And you can say my name, if you wanna...

血色的铁骑织成网
从此没有穹苍
我的眼泪再怎么汪洋
也浇不熄火光
那夜希望只剩残章
从此无人传唱
精灵的山丘再怎么安详
也只是个远方
当人们渐渐学会
把欲望凝练成魔法
天空终于下了最后一场黑雪
众神也只剩灰烬能画出晚霞
如果正义 是被禁止的咒语
我愿意在十字架上朗读
当高塔不再是通往天堂的阶梯
又何...