May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"?
Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase
Make it up as you go Keyser Soze
Highlights yes but don't underline ‘em
Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem
Life is like Marion Barry
It's not all that it's cracked up to be
Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes
Find the meaning of life is there is none
It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day
Be Frank and say " I Did It My Way"
Don't give a flying nun no don't give a Gidget
Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget
If life were picture perfect you could frame it
But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
All born equal unless you're Canadian
Then halfway through decay like Uranium
You define what's death-defying
Get the most out of life or at the least die trying
Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train?
Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane?
Have really good times doing really bad things
‘ Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady sings
Like Elton John with his candle in the wind
It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him
But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper
Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker
Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin'
Don't expect a bright light no just curtains
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
That's enough!
I said that's enough!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.00]May I have your attention please?
[00:10.74]May I have your attention please?
[00:24.27]Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"?
[00:28.41]Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase
[00:30.45]Make it up as you go Keyser Soze
[00:32.28]Highlights yes but don't underline ‘em
[00:34.53]Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem
[00:36.69]Life is like Marion Barry
[00:38.58]It's not all that it's cracked up to be
[00:40.53]Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes
[00:42.63]Find the meaning of life is there is none
[00:44.70]It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day
[00:46.68]Be Frank and say " I Did It My Way"
[00:48.81]Don't give a flying nun no don't give a Gidget
[00:50.82]Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget
[00:52.86]If life were picture perfect you could frame it
[00:54.87]But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it
[00:57.12]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
[01:05.16]Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
[01:09.81]May I have your attention please?
[01:25.05]May I have your attention please?
[01:29.40]All born equal unless you're Canadian
[01:31.59]Then halfway through decay like Uranium
[01:33.78]You define what's death-defying
[01:35.52]Get the most out of life or at the least die trying
[01:37.59]Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train?
[01:39.60]Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane?
[01:41.64]Have really good times doing really bad things
[01:43.62]‘ Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady sings
[01:45.69]Like Elton John with his candle in the wind
[01:47.79]It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him
[01:49.74]But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper
[01:52.02]Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker
[01:54.03]Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin'
[01:55.86]Don't expect a bright light no just curtains
[02:02.16]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
[02:10.26]Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
[02:38.70]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
[02:46.86]Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
[03:07.02]That's enough!
[03:07.29]I said that's enough!
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"?
Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase
Make it up as you go Keyser Soze
Highlights yes but don't underline ‘em
Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem
Life is like Marion Barry
It's not all that it's cracked up to be
Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes
Find the meaning of life is there is none
It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day
Be Frank and say " I Did It My Way"
Don't give a flying nun no don't give a Gidget
Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget
If life were picture perfect you could frame it
But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
All born equal unless you're Canadian
Then halfway through decay like Uranium
You define what's death-defying
Get the most out of life or at the least die trying
Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train?
Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane?
Have really good times doing really bad things
‘ Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady sings
Like Elton John with his candle in the wind
It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him
But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper
Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker
Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin'
Don't expect a bright light no just curtains
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
That's enough!
I said that's enough!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.00]May I have your attention please?
[00:10.74]May I have your attention please?
[00:24.27]Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"?
[00:28.41]Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase
[00:30.45]Make it up as you go Keyser Soze
[00:32.28]Highlights yes but don't underline ‘em
[00:34.53]Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem
[00:36.69]Life is like Marion Barry
[00:38.58]It's not all that it's cracked up to be
[00:40.53]Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes
[00:42.63]Find the meaning of life is there is none
[00:44.70]It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day
[00:46.68]Be Frank and say " I Did It My Way"
[00:48.81]Don't give a flying nun no don't give a Gidget
[00:50.82]Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget
[00:52.86]If life were picture perfect you could frame it
[00:54.87]But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it
[00:57.12]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
[01:05.16]Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
[01:09.81]May I have your attention please?
[01:25.05]May I have your attention please?
[01:29.40]All born equal unless you're Canadian
[01:31.59]Then halfway through decay like Uranium
[01:33.78]You define what's death-defying
[01:35.52]Get the most out of life or at the least die trying
[01:37.59]Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train?
[01:39.60]Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane?
[01:41.64]Have really good times doing really bad things
[01:43.62]‘ Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady sings
[01:45.69]Like Elton John with his candle in the wind
[01:47.79]It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him
[01:49.74]But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper
[01:52.02]Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker
[01:54.03]Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin'
[01:55.86]Don't expect a bright light no just curtains
[02:02.16]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
[02:10.26]Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
[02:38.70]Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone
[02:46.86]Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home
[03:07.02]That's enough!
[03:07.29]I said that's enough!
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the roof is on fire
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We call this the act of mating
But there are several other
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Between human beings and animals
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We call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about
Swea...