It was the biggest ever cock you’d ever seen
but you’ve no idea where that cock has been
You said you were careful
you never were with me
I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three
She was the best shag I’d ever had
That doesn’t mean I’m saying，bedwise, you were bad
I think you were working
We got a hotel
We didn’t have anything but I thought I might as well
I never told the rest
I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test
You know I just said it for effect
Then you laughed and said I’d **** anything in a skirt once I’m erect
And she’s a famous harlot in this town
I know enough to
but still I couldn’t turn her down
He said I’m an arsehole, what was I thinking？
It’s far too easy to blame it on the drinking
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:01.761]It was the biggest ever cock you’d ever seen
[00:13.197]but you’ve no idea where that cock has been
[00:21.448]You said you were careful
[00:25.522]you never were with me
[00:29.759]I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three
[00:44.983]She was the best shag I’d ever had
[00:55.599]That doesn’t mean I’m saying，bedwise, you were bad
[01:04.650]I think you were working
[01:09.152]We got a hotel
[01:13.403]We didn’t have anything but I thought I might as well
[01:31.197]I never told the rest
[01:40.205]I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test
[01:48.196]You know I just said it for effect
[01:56.423]Then you laughed and said I’d **** anything in a skirt once I’m erect
[02:24.786]And she’s a famous harlot in this town
[02:35.427]I know enough to
[02:37.271]but still I couldn’t turn her down
[02:44.191]He said I’m an arsehole, what was I thinking？
[02:52.680]It’s far too easy to blame it on the drinking
It was the biggest ever cock you’d ever seen
but you’ve no idea where that cock has been
You said you were careful
you never were with me
I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three
She was the best shag I’d ever had
That doesn’t mean I’m saying，bedwise, you were bad
I think you were working
We got a hotel
We didn’t have anything but I thought I might as well
I never told the rest
I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test
You know I just said it for effect
Then you laughed and said I’d **** anything in a skirt once I’m erect
And she’s a famous harlot in this town
I know enough to
but still I couldn’t turn her down
He said I’m an arsehole, what was I thinking？
It’s far too easy to blame it on the drinking
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:01.761]It was the biggest ever cock you’d ever seen
[00:13.197]but you’ve no idea where that cock has been
[00:21.448]You said you were careful
[00:25.522]you never were with me
[00:29.759]I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three
[00:44.983]She was the best shag I’d ever had
[00:55.599]That doesn’t mean I’m saying，bedwise, you were bad
[01:04.650]I think you were working
[01:09.152]We got a hotel
[01:13.403]We didn’t have anything but I thought I might as well
[01:31.197]I never told the rest
[01:40.205]I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test
[01:48.196]You know I just said it for effect
[01:56.423]Then you laughed and said I’d **** anything in a skirt once I’m erect
[02:24.786]And she’s a famous harlot in this town
[02:35.427]I know enough to
[02:37.271]but still I couldn’t turn her down
[02:44.191]He said I’m an arsehole, what was I thinking？
[02:52.680]It’s far too easy to blame it on the drinking
The night before the funeral, i got some
i sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum.
I took off her clothes and i played with her bits and s...
So that was the first big
Weekend of the summer
Starts Thursday as usual
With the canteen quiz and again
No-one wins the big cash prize
Later I do m...
They've got your attention
They've got your attention
The juvenile jilted, derailing all discourse for fun
They've got your attention
The slapstick in...
If you take a sock off, then
I'll take a sock off.
We'll do one for one 'til we're both bare.
Then we'll make plans for dinner, though my gut's got no...
I'd been to a friends house for dinner.
My mum wanted me home early so i said i'd better go home.
Her sister said she was going anyway so she could wa...
I used to be so proud of thinking
I was such a liar.
In the covert world of romance, brother,
I was just a try-er.
Woman was the enemy and victory the...
I pulled the ex last night, and it felt weird to feel her up again.
Knickers down, and bra cast as if the past and not passed.
And she brought the dri...
Sit by me silently and brush my beard
Will we sit next door and watch the soaps?
We've nothing to do and we've nothing to say
Oh, when you go...
Recen...