what a surprise
woman advisor
the name of this entertainement is
women lose weight
our first years of mariage everything was just great
but after two kids
and a weight gain factor
the fact is
now shes completely unattractive
look fat chicks
i dont mean to sound rude
i tell her nice hit the gym
and dont eat so much food
but no
your shallow
you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
but how if desires is not there
thats just a lamon
divorces, child support alamony payments
my unhappiness i doubt discourage
so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
when you gonna leave your wife
i tell her soon mommy soon i assume
or my destiny is blue
intrest only
the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
what a surprise
woman advisor
im gonna have to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
kill her
what a surprise
woman advisor
im gonna have to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
my place against all shanagans
kinda rammed in
knowin nothing about poison
and i cant swim
bad intentions pumpin
might as well become a nun
cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
sent her clean over the divider
"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
i thought "she has to be dead"
later on get a call
(from a) lieutenant morgue
(had me) leapin like a frog
we need you at the morgue
so i selfishly persued
"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
what a surprise
woman advisor
cmon yall know i had to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
kill her
what a surprise
woman advisor
i had to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run
no sir we dont have no clues right now
this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
pull yourself together sir
im so broken up inside i just cant believe this
i understand, i understand
catch the person who did this
were gonna try sir
please
screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook
all she does is order from restaurants
all of the *** she wants
talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
how i took a long lunch break day the wife died
i done then turned pail
and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
moral of the story is
desire is important
so watch your weight
itll keep you mate smitten its a given
though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her
what a surprise
woman advisor
i didnt have to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
i killed her
what a surprise
woman advisor
i didnt have to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
well there you have it
keep thin trim
keep your mariage healthy
do you know what i mean?
small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
音频工程师 : Adam Brown/Chris "Pitta" Harrison/Pete Norris
人声 : Skye Edwards/Slick Rick
编程 : Pete Norris
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.55]what a surprise
[00:03.01]woman advisor
[00:04.66]the name of this entertainement is
[00:05.95]women lose weight
[00:07.28]our first years of mariage everything was just great
[00:09.94]but after two kids
[00:11.10]and a weight gain factor
[00:12.49]the fact is
[00:13.49]now shes completely unattractive
[00:15.13]look fat chicks
[00:16.50]i dont mean to sound rude
[00:17.49]i tell her nice hit the gym
[00:18.74]and dont eat so much food
[00:20.07]but no
[00:20.99]your shallow
[00:21.82]you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
[00:25.60]but how if desires is not there
[00:27.14]thats just a lamon
[00:27.98]divorces, child support alamony payments
[00:30.50]my unhappiness i doubt discourage
[00:32.99]so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
[00:35.98]meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
[00:38.14]when you gonna leave your wife
[00:39.43]i tell her soon mommy soon i assume
[00:41.05]or my destiny is blue
[00:43.33]intrest only
[00:44.54]the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
[00:46.57]what a surprise
[00:49.14]woman advisor
[00:50.73]im gonna have to kill her
[00:51.97]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[00:54.75]send her ass right to the morgue
[00:56.58]kill her
[00:57.38]what a surprise
[00:59.53]woman advisor
[01:00.91]im gonna have to kill her
[01:02.19]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:05.05]send her ass right to the morgue
[01:06.67]my place against all shanagans
[01:08.90]kinda rammed in
[01:09.27]knowin nothing about poison
[01:10.46]and i cant swim
[01:11.66]bad intentions pumpin
[01:12.91]might as well become a nun
[01:14.11]cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
[01:18.93]who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
[01:22.29]guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
[01:27.40]anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
[01:29.77]sent her clean over the divider
[01:32.31]"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
[01:36.34]i thought "she has to be dead"
[01:37.57]later on get a call
[01:38.86](from a) lieutenant morgue
[01:40.11](had me) leapin like a frog
[01:41.31]we need you at the morgue
[01:42.93]so i selfishly persued
[01:45.63]"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
[01:48.45]what a surprise
[01:51.07]woman advisor
[01:52.90]cmon yall know i had to kill her
[01:54.02]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:56.72]send her ass right to the morgue
[01:58.42]kill her
[01:59.13]what a surprise
[02:01.35]woman advisor
[02:02.83]i had to kill her
[02:04.08]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[02:06.90]send her ass right to the morgue
[02:08.97]so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run
[02:11.34]no sir we dont have no clues right now
[02:14.25]this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
[02:15.12]pull yourself together sir
[02:18.19]im so broken up inside i just cant believe this
[02:20.76]i understand, i understand
[02:23.63]catch the person who did this
[02:25.45]were gonna try sir
[02:26.87]please
[02:28.94]screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
[02:31.43]at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
[02:34.09]like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
[02:39.70]while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook
[02:42.65]all she does is order from restaurants
[02:44.43]all of the *** she wants
[02:49.41]talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
[02:51.90]how i took a long lunch break day the wife died
[02:54.60]i done then turned pail
[02:56.14]and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
[02:59.33]good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
[03:02.28]moral of the story is
[03:03.61]desire is important
[03:05.01]so watch your weight
[03:06.27]itll keep you mate smitten its a given
[03:07.56]though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her
[03:10.71]what a surprise
[03:13.32]woman advisor
[03:14.79]i didnt have to kill her
[03:15.83]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:18.85]send her ass right to the morgue
[03:20.38]i killed her
[03:21.52]what a surprise
[03:23.57]woman advisor
[03:25.12]i didnt have to kill her
[03:26.33]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:29.11]send her ass right to the morgue
[03:31.15]well there you have it
[03:33.02]keep thin trim
[03:34.89]keep your mariage healthy
[03:36.22]do you know what i mean?
[03:37.34]small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
[04:12.39] 音频工程师 : Adam Brown/Chris "Pitta" Harrison/Pete Norris
[04:14.06] 人声 : Skye Edwards/Slick Rick
[04:15.17] 编程 : Pete Norris
what a surprise
woman advisor
the name of this entertainement is
women lose weight
our first years of mariage everything was just great
but after two kids
and a weight gain factor
the fact is
now shes completely unattractive
look fat chicks
i dont mean to sound rude
i tell her nice hit the gym
and dont eat so much food
but no
your shallow
you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
but how if desires is not there
thats just a lamon
divorces, child support alamony payments
my unhappiness i doubt discourage
so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
when you gonna leave your wife
i tell her soon mommy soon i assume
or my destiny is blue
intrest only
the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
what a surprise
woman advisor
im gonna have to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
kill her
what a surprise
woman advisor
im gonna have to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
my place against all shanagans
kinda rammed in
knowin nothing about poison
and i cant swim
bad intentions pumpin
might as well become a nun
cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
sent her clean over the divider
"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
i thought "she has to be dead"
later on get a call
(from a) lieutenant morgue
(had me) leapin like a frog
we need you at the morgue
so i selfishly persued
"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
what a surprise
woman advisor
cmon yall know i had to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
kill her
what a surprise
woman advisor
i had to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run
no sir we dont have no clues right now
this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
pull yourself together sir
im so broken up inside i just cant believe this
i understand, i understand
catch the person who did this
were gonna try sir
please
screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook
all she does is order from restaurants
all of the *** she wants
talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
how i took a long lunch break day the wife died
i done then turned pail
and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
moral of the story is
desire is important
so watch your weight
itll keep you mate smitten its a given
though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her
what a surprise
woman advisor
i didnt have to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
i killed her
what a surprise
woman advisor
i didnt have to kill her
cause theres lots which imposes divorces
send her ass right to the morgue
well there you have it
keep thin trim
keep your mariage healthy
do you know what i mean?
small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
音频工程师 : Adam Brown/Chris "Pitta" Harrison/Pete Norris
人声 : Skye Edwards/Slick Rick
编程 : Pete Norris
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.55]what a surprise
[00:03.01]woman advisor
[00:04.66]the name of this entertainement is
[00:05.95]women lose weight
[00:07.28]our first years of mariage everything was just great
[00:09.94]but after two kids
[00:11.10]and a weight gain factor
[00:12.49]the fact is
[00:13.49]now shes completely unattractive
[00:15.13]look fat chicks
[00:16.50]i dont mean to sound rude
[00:17.49]i tell her nice hit the gym
[00:18.74]and dont eat so much food
[00:20.07]but no
[00:20.99]your shallow
[00:21.82]you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
[00:25.60]but how if desires is not there
[00:27.14]thats just a lamon
[00:27.98]divorces, child support alamony payments
[00:30.50]my unhappiness i doubt discourage
[00:32.99]so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
[00:35.98]meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
[00:38.14]when you gonna leave your wife
[00:39.43]i tell her soon mommy soon i assume
[00:41.05]or my destiny is blue
[00:43.33]intrest only
[00:44.54]the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
[00:46.57]what a surprise
[00:49.14]woman advisor
[00:50.73]im gonna have to kill her
[00:51.97]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[00:54.75]send her ass right to the morgue
[00:56.58]kill her
[00:57.38]what a surprise
[00:59.53]woman advisor
[01:00.91]im gonna have to kill her
[01:02.19]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:05.05]send her ass right to the morgue
[01:06.67]my place against all shanagans
[01:08.90]kinda rammed in
[01:09.27]knowin nothing about poison
[01:10.46]and i cant swim
[01:11.66]bad intentions pumpin
[01:12.91]might as well become a nun
[01:14.11]cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
[01:18.93]who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
[01:22.29]guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
[01:27.40]anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
[01:29.77]sent her clean over the divider
[01:32.31]"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
[01:36.34]i thought "she has to be dead"
[01:37.57]later on get a call
[01:38.86](from a) lieutenant morgue
[01:40.11](had me) leapin like a frog
[01:41.31]we need you at the morgue
[01:42.93]so i selfishly persued
[01:45.63]"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
[01:48.45]what a surprise
[01:51.07]woman advisor
[01:52.90]cmon yall know i had to kill her
[01:54.02]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[01:56.72]send her ass right to the morgue
[01:58.42]kill her
[01:59.13]what a surprise
[02:01.35]woman advisor
[02:02.83]i had to kill her
[02:04.08]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[02:06.90]send her ass right to the morgue
[02:08.97]so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run
[02:11.34]no sir we dont have no clues right now
[02:14.25]this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
[02:15.12]pull yourself together sir
[02:18.19]im so broken up inside i just cant believe this
[02:20.76]i understand, i understand
[02:23.63]catch the person who did this
[02:25.45]were gonna try sir
[02:26.87]please
[02:28.94]screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
[02:31.43]at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
[02:34.09]like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
[02:39.70]while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook
[02:42.65]all she does is order from restaurants
[02:44.43]all of the *** she wants
[02:49.41]talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
[02:51.90]how i took a long lunch break day the wife died
[02:54.60]i done then turned pail
[02:56.14]and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
[02:59.33]good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
[03:02.28]moral of the story is
[03:03.61]desire is important
[03:05.01]so watch your weight
[03:06.27]itll keep you mate smitten its a given
[03:07.56]though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her
[03:10.71]what a surprise
[03:13.32]woman advisor
[03:14.79]i didnt have to kill her
[03:15.83]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:18.85]send her ass right to the morgue
[03:20.38]i killed her
[03:21.52]what a surprise
[03:23.57]woman advisor
[03:25.12]i didnt have to kill her
[03:26.33]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
[03:29.11]send her ass right to the morgue
[03:31.15]well there you have it
[03:33.02]keep thin trim
[03:34.89]keep your mariage healthy
[03:36.22]do you know what i mean?
[03:37.34]small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
[04:12.39] 音频工程师 : Adam Brown/Chris "Pitta" Harrison/Pete Norris
[04:14.06] 人声 : Skye Edwards/Slick Rick
[04:15.17] 编程 : Pete Norris
Artist：slick rick
Songs Title：treat her like a **********
Heres an oldie but goodie
Hit it
Excuse me
What?
Can I have your attention?
Mn-hmm
Theres ...
Artist：morcheeba
Songs Title：in the hands of the gods
Bicka-bicka Biz, bicka- bicka Mark...
I'm the drunk dance rocker,
But don't drink Vodka.
Never ...
Angels
Smiling on my happiness
Danger
'Cause the scene is still a mess
We can all be blast
We've got the world looking in our window
We've got the wor...
－＝ morcheeba 《 almost done 》＝－
it's taking time to come around
time to bring me down
now i'm moving.
i always knew the truth
though it's nice to have ...
指挥家 : Nick Ingman
They wanted me here
Just to show you my face
But when it.es to the crunch
I just hide in disgrace
You're calling me mad
But i know y...
By a pepper moon
Look at all the waves out here
Did we peak too soon?
All the deadly dreams we had
That I can't believe
The universal messages
That we...
By a pepper moon
Look at all the waves out here
Did we peak too soon?
All the deadly dreams we had
That I can't believe
The universal messages
That we...
Well I'm sittin on my lunch break, grinnin my teeth (my teeth)
It's the last day of the week, boy what a relief (relief)
My muscles kind of ache, they...