I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
With aluminum foil
Never settle for less
That kind of wrap is just the best
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler
Eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll choose
A refreshing herbal tea
Mmm, lovely!
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
I've figured out these shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know
That they're finally primed for world domination
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
From aluminum foil
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.50]I never seem to finish all my food
[00:05.90]I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
[00:11.36]So I just keep what's still unchewed
[00:16.82]And I take it home, save it for later
[00:22.37]But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
[00:26.18]Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
[00:28.95]I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
[00:33.57]I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
[00:37.31]Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
[00:40.23]I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
[00:44.89]With aluminum foil
[00:48.74]Never settle for less
[00:51.12]That kind of wrap is just the best
[00:53.81]To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
[00:56.09]Stick it in your cooler
[00:59.74]Eat it when you're ready
[01:01.88]But maybe you'll choose
[01:06.50]A refreshing herbal tea
[01:11.61]Mmm, lovely!
[01:13.11]Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
[01:18.69]I've figured out these shadow organizations
[01:24.16]And the Illuminati know
[01:29.49]That they're finally primed for world domination
[01:39.07]Puppet masters for the New World Order
[01:41.83]Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
[01:46.43]And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
[01:50.24]Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
[01:52.96]Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
[01:57.63]From aluminum foil
[02:01.44]Wear a hat that's foil lined
[02:03.75]In case an alien's inclined
[02:06.46]To probe your butt or read your mind
[02:09.12]Looks a bit peculiar
[02:12.51]Seems a little crazy
[02:14.69]But someday I'll prove
I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
With aluminum foil
Never settle for less
That kind of wrap is just the best
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler
Eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll choose
A refreshing herbal tea
Mmm, lovely!
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
I've figured out these shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know
That they're finally primed for world domination
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
From aluminum foil
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.50]I never seem to finish all my food
[00:05.90]I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
[00:11.36]So I just keep what's still unchewed
[00:16.82]And I take it home, save it for later
[00:22.37]But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
[00:26.18]Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
[00:28.95]I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
[00:33.57]I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
[00:37.31]Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
[00:40.23]I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
[00:44.89]With aluminum foil
[00:48.74]Never settle for less
[00:51.12]That kind of wrap is just the best
[00:53.81]To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
[00:56.09]Stick it in your cooler
[00:59.74]Eat it when you're ready
[01:01.88]But maybe you'll choose
[01:06.50]A refreshing herbal tea
[01:11.61]Mmm, lovely!
[01:13.11]Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
[01:18.69]I've figured out these shadow organizations
[01:24.16]And the Illuminati know
[01:29.49]That they're finally primed for world domination
[01:39.07]Puppet masters for the New World Order
[01:41.83]Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
[01:46.43]And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
[01:50.24]Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
[01:52.96]Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
[01:57.63]From aluminum foil
[02:01.44]Wear a hat that's foil lined
[02:03.75]In case an alien's inclined
[02:06.46]To probe your butt or read your mind
[02:09.12]Looks a bit peculiar
[02:12.51]Seems a little crazy
[02:14.69]But someday I'll prove
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