His friends told him: "You should get out more, Percy, you'll wind up looking like a dog, ha ha!"
He was later arrested near a lamp post.
At his trial some months later he surprised everyone by mistaking a policeman for a postman and tearing his trousers off with his bare teeth.
In his defence he told the court, "It's hard to tell the difference when they take their hats off."
Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door.
Instead of the turbaned ruffian she expected she found a very nice young man.
She smiled. Mrs. Pench took the money.
"What will you do with it all, not that it's any of my business?" he giggled.
"I think I'll become an alcoholic," said Betty.
With a geranium behind each ear and his face painted with gay cabalistic symbols,
6-foot-8, 17-stone Police Sergeant Geoff Bull looked jolly convincing
as he sweated and grunted through a vigorous twist routine at the Frug-A-Go-Go Bierkeller.
His hot serge trousers flapped wildly over his enormous plastic sandals as he jumped and jumped and gyrated towards a long-haired man.
"Er, excuse me, man, I have reason to believe you can turn me on", he leered suggestively.
As if by magic dozens of truncheons appeared and mercilessly thrashed him.
Poor Geoff, what a turn-up for the books.
Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness,
Ron Shirt thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clacton,
he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enormous hedge dividing their gardens into the shape of a human leg.
Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
"That'll fix it", thought Ron, but he was wrong.
The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
Sometimes you just can't win.
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:41.119]His friends told him: "You should get out more, Percy, you'll wind up looking like a dog, ha ha!"
[00:45.816]He was later arrested near a lamp post.
[00:47.651]At his trial some months later he surprised everyone by mistaking a policeman for a postman and tearing his trousers off with his bare teeth.
[00:54.105]In his defence he told the court, "It's hard to tell the difference when they take their hats off."
[00:59.948]
[01:34.632]Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door.
[01:41.693]Instead of the turbaned ruffian she expected she found a very nice young man.
[01:50.044]She smiled. Mrs. Pench took the money.
[01:52.292]"What will you do with it all, not that it's any of my business?" he giggled.
[01:55.202]"I think I'll become an alcoholic," said Betty.
[01:58.858]
[02:02.054]With a geranium behind each ear and his face painted with gay cabalistic symbols,
[02:05.277]6-foot-8, 17-stone Police Sergeant Geoff Bull looked jolly convincing
[02:08.464]as he sweated and grunted through a vigorous twist routine at the Frug-A-Go-Go Bierkeller.
[02:16.022]His hot serge trousers flapped wildly over his enormous plastic sandals as he jumped and jumped and gyrated towards a long-haired man.
[02:23.004]"Er, excuse me, man, I have reason to believe you can turn me on", he leered suggestively.
[02:30.045]As if by magic dozens of truncheons appeared and mercilessly thrashed him.
[02:37.140]Poor Geoff, what a turn-up for the books.
[02:40.588]
[02:44.044]Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness,
[02:47.420]Ron Shirt thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clacton,
[02:51.011]he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enormous hedge dividing their gardens into the shape of a human leg.
[02:57.581]Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
[03:04.593]"That'll fix it", thought Ron, but he was wrong.
[03:08.025]The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
[03:18.639]Sometimes you just can't win.
His friends told him: "You should get out more, Percy, you'll wind up looking like a dog, ha ha!"
He was later arrested near a lamp post.
At his trial some months later he surprised everyone by mistaking a policeman for a postman and tearing his trousers off with his bare teeth.
In his defence he told the court, "It's hard to tell the difference when they take their hats off."
Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door.
Instead of the turbaned ruffian she expected she found a very nice young man.
She smiled. Mrs. Pench took the money.
"What will you do with it all, not that it's any of my business?" he giggled.
"I think I'll become an alcoholic," said Betty.
With a geranium behind each ear and his face painted with gay cabalistic symbols,
6-foot-8, 17-stone Police Sergeant Geoff Bull looked jolly convincing
as he sweated and grunted through a vigorous twist routine at the Frug-A-Go-Go Bierkeller.
His hot serge trousers flapped wildly over his enormous plastic sandals as he jumped and jumped and gyrated towards a long-haired man.
"Er, excuse me, man, I have reason to believe you can turn me on", he leered suggestively.
As if by magic dozens of truncheons appeared and mercilessly thrashed him.
Poor Geoff, what a turn-up for the books.
Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness,
Ron Shirt thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clacton,
he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enormous hedge dividing their gardens into the shape of a human leg.
Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
"That'll fix it", thought Ron, but he was wrong.
The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
Sometimes you just can't win.
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:41.119]His friends told him: "You should get out more, Percy, you'll wind up looking like a dog, ha ha!"
[00:45.816]He was later arrested near a lamp post.
[00:47.651]At his trial some months later he surprised everyone by mistaking a policeman for a postman and tearing his trousers off with his bare teeth.
[00:54.105]In his defence he told the court, "It's hard to tell the difference when they take their hats off."
[00:59.948]
[01:34.632]Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door.
[01:41.693]Instead of the turbaned ruffian she expected she found a very nice young man.
[01:50.044]She smiled. Mrs. Pench took the money.
[01:52.292]"What will you do with it all, not that it's any of my business?" he giggled.
[01:55.202]"I think I'll become an alcoholic," said Betty.
[01:58.858]
[02:02.054]With a geranium behind each ear and his face painted with gay cabalistic symbols,
[02:05.277]6-foot-8, 17-stone Police Sergeant Geoff Bull looked jolly convincing
[02:08.464]as he sweated and grunted through a vigorous twist routine at the Frug-A-Go-Go Bierkeller.
[02:16.022]His hot serge trousers flapped wildly over his enormous plastic sandals as he jumped and jumped and gyrated towards a long-haired man.
[02:23.004]"Er, excuse me, man, I have reason to believe you can turn me on", he leered suggestively.
[02:30.045]As if by magic dozens of truncheons appeared and mercilessly thrashed him.
[02:37.140]Poor Geoff, what a turn-up for the books.
[02:40.588]
[02:44.044]Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness,
[02:47.420]Ron Shirt thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clacton,
[02:51.011]he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enormous hedge dividing their gardens into the shape of a human leg.
[02:57.581]Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
[03:04.593]"That'll fix it", thought Ron, but he was wrong.
[03:08.025]The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
[03:18.639]Sometimes you just can't win.
Jullie Andrews - The Sound of Music
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
go
The hills are alive with the sound of music,
With songs they have ...
Peace to all the hip cats, all the nappy sweets
This is the brother ?uestion, broadcasting live
Via satellite, from the never never tunnels
Now dig.. ...
Death Cab For Cutie - Bonzo Dog Band
Late night cutie called a cab uh huh huh
Baby don't do it
She left her east side room so drab uh huh huh
Baby don...
I've got everything I need
I'm a supersonic guy
I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down I'd just get up again
I'm all abo...
今を悩んで 明日を夢みて
流されていく あなた 街にひとりぼっち
わたし何もできず みているだけ
明日があると 信じているが
あなた自身が 選んだことよ
明日が もし明日がないと知ったら
あなたは そうよ あなたはどうするかしら
今がその時かも
Get up now time now time fo...
The Young Ones
-Cliff Richard
The young ones,
Darling were the young ones,
And young ones shouldnt be afraid.
To live, love
While the flame is stron...
His friends told him: "You should get out more, Percy, you'll wind up looking like a dog, ha ha!"
He was later arrested near a lamp post.
At his trial...
We've got something to start
All we need is a mind
And a beating heart
There's no turning back from this, now
We've got something to start
All we need...
There are things that must be done
That are not yet begun
Things that I must do
When I want to be with you
Although we're far apart
You're with me in ...