Yeah yeah yeah
Oooooohh
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah yeah yeah
Let me tell you a story now
(Verse 1)
I was in front of the Apollo on Amateur Night
It was after the show, and the moon was right
The {?} was really perked off the Red Zone
I was in my MPV, I was all alone
My John Hancock or my signature
I gave it to, all of them cause I was down to earth
And plus the Apollo is my home turf
So I walked across the street 'til I'm on, 125
I saw this pair of shoes that was really live
It wasn't just a pair of shoes, that was on her
From the ground up, she looked like a plate of lasagna
I said, "Hey shorty, not you, your hair"
She turned around slowly and started to stare
She said, "Why don'tcha take picture, it'll last a lil' longer?"
Me likin you grew a little bit stronger
She asked me what's my name I said, "Emmezah emmezah"
"The name that your momma gave ya is what I prefer"
She asked me what am I drivin, and how is my health
I know what you're really thinkin baby, LET ME TELL YOU!
(Chorus 1: Biz singing)
I can do bad by myself
I don't need no help, to starve to death
I can do that alone
I can do bad by myself
I don't need no help, to starve to death
I ain't tryin to be funny honey
(Verse 1)
She started arguin with me, and say she's not like that
I know who you are, I don't care if you're livin fat
Because I have a mother and father that take care of me
And I'm livin in Long Island with a J-O-B
Okay okay I got you wrong, I must admit
I'ma give you a little time to see if you're legit
So we started goin out on a regular basis
I was takin her to the movies and my hangout, places
Like the Q Club, The Scene, or The Arcade
I thought this relationship was tailor-made
Cause she was sweet kind considerate I, was hypnotized
Never thought she'd try to pull the wool, over my eyes
After I smacked it and flipped it, she thought I was whipped
I know she is like a knockout but I'm not gettin bullwhipped
She asked me why I am so stingy I know you got the ends
Because you got two MV's, two BM's, an SL Benz
What are you my accountant or the IRS?
Why ya clockin everything that I posess?
She want me to waste everything and be small as an elf
Let me tell you somethin baby, let me tell you
(Chorus 2: Biz singing)
I can do bad by myself
I don't need no help, to starve to death
I can do that on my own
I can do bad by myself
I don't need no help, to starve to death
I ain't tryin to be funny honey
(Verse 3)
Now all her friends boosted her, to get my dinero
Like if I was a drunk Mexican, wearin a sombrero
I knew she had a boyfriend on the side
She told me, yo, she didn't have to hide
She said she cut him because he was too jealous
He always thought I was tryin to talk to other fellas
It's now the present, and that was the past
From now on bein with me, is gonna be a blast
I know she thought in her mind, it's gonna be great
Juicin and reducin everything I make
With her Victoria's Secrets neglice
She tried to seduce me in every way
She would come out to Jersey rain sleet or snow
She acted too true blue to be after my dough
My man, Jeff told me but I didn't wanna listen
I was too hooked, and strung out, I thought he was dissin
I looked her in her face and said, "HELL NO!!!"
You're a head nurse and you want my wealth?
You must be CRAZY AS HELL, cause
(Chorus 1)
(Biz singing)
Let me tell you know
All day long, you been talkin on the telephone
Braggin to all your friends, about all the cars that I own
But YOUUUUUU don't tell 'em, that I'm the one doin it all
While you're out there livin it up, and havin yo'self a ball
(Chorus 2)
(Biz singing)
Ummm, whoah-whoah, yeah-yeahhhh!
I can sing-ing-ing-ing..
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:06.06]Yeah yeah yeah
[00:16.20]Oooooohh
[00:16.29]Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah yeah yeah
[00:19.32]Let me tell you a story now
[00:20.85](Verse 1)
[00:22.08]I was in front of the Apollo on Amateur Night
[00:24.84]It was after the show, and the moon was right
[00:27.81]The {?} was really perked off the Red Zone
[00:30.30]I was in my MPV, I was all alone
[00:35.67]My John Hancock or my signature
[00:38.52]I gave it to, all of them cause I was down to earth
[00:41.40]And plus the Apollo is my home turf
[00:44.01]So I walked across the street 'til I'm on, 125
[00:47.04]I saw this pair of shoes that was really live
[00:49.53]It wasn't just a pair of shoes, that was on her
[00:52.32]From the ground up, she looked like a plate of lasagna
[00:55.29]I said, "Hey shorty, not you, your hair"
[00:57.87]She turned around slowly and started to stare
[01:00.33]She said, "Why don'tcha take picture, it'll last a lil' longer?"
[01:03.66]Me likin you grew a little bit stronger
[01:06.12]She asked me what's my name I said, "Emmezah emmezah"
[01:08.73]"The name that your momma gave ya is what I prefer"
[01:11.28]She asked me what am I drivin, and how is my health
[01:14.07]I know what you're really thinkin baby, LET ME TELL YOU!
[01:16.14](Chorus 1: Biz singing)
[01:16.65]I can do bad by myself
[01:19.92]I don't need no help, to starve to death
[01:24.30]I can do that alone
[01:27.57]I can do bad by myself
[01:30.99]I don't need no help, to starve to death
[01:35.25]I ain't tryin to be funny honey
[01:37.05](Verse 1)
[01:38.58]She started arguin with me, and say she's not like that
[01:41.46]I know who you are, I don't care if you're livin fat
[01:44.13]Because I have a mother and father that take care of me
[01:47.04]And I'm livin in Long Island with a J-O-B
[01:49.59]Okay okay I got you wrong, I must admit
[01:52.41]I'ma give you a little time to see if you're legit
[01:55.14]So we started goin out on a regular basis
[01:58.05]I was takin her to the movies and my hangout, places
[02:00.75]Like the Q Club, The Scene, or The Arcade
[02:03.42]I thought this relationship was tailor-made
[02:05.94]Cause she was sweet kind considerate I, was hypnotized
[02:08.88]Never thought she'd try to pull the wool, over my eyes
[02:11.52]After I smacked it and flipped it, she thought I was whipped
[02:14.37]I know she is like a knockout but I'm not gettin bullwhipped
[02:16.95]She asked me why I am so stingy I know you got the ends
[02:19.68]Because you got two MV's, two BM's, an SL Benz
[02:22.47]What are you my accountant or the IRS?
[02:25.29]Why ya clockin everything that I posess?
[02:27.87]She want me to waste everything and be small as an elf
[02:30.75]Let me tell you somethin baby, let me tell you
[02:32.70](Chorus 2: Biz singing)
[02:33.39]I can do bad by myself
[02:36.78]I don't need no help, to starve to death
[02:40.98]I can do that on my own
[02:44.16]I can do bad by myself
[02:47.70]I don't need no help, to starve to death
[02:51.81]I ain't tryin to be funny honey
[02:53.70](Verse 3)
[02:55.11]Now all her friends boosted her, to get my dinero
[02:58.14]Like if I was a drunk Mexican, wearin a sombrero
[03:01.08]I knew she had a boyfriend on the side
[03:03.69]She told me, yo, she didn't have to hide
[03:06.42]She said she cut him because he was too jealous
[03:09.24]He always thought I was tryin to talk to other fellas
[03:12.00]It's now the present, and that was the past
[03:14.64]From now on bein with me, is gonna be a blast
[03:17.46]I know she thought in her mind, it's gonna be great
[03:20.16]Juicin and reducin everything I make
[03:22.68]With her Victoria's Secrets neglice
[03:25.53]She tried to seduce me in every way
[03:28.02]She would come out to Jersey rain sleet or snow
[03:30.81]She acted too true blue to be after my dough
[03:33.63]My man, Jeff told me but I didn't wanna listen
[03:36.45]I was too hooked, and strung out, I thought he was dissin
[03:42.15]I looked her in her face and said, "HELL NO!!!"
[03:44.94]You're a head nurse and you want my wealth?
[03:47.55]You must be CRAZY AS HELL, cause
[03:49.47](Chorus 1)
[04:09.33](Biz singing)
[04:11.04]Let me tell you know
[04:12.90]All day long, you been talkin on the telephone
[04:17.67]Braggin to all your friends, about all the cars that I own
[04:23.97]But YOUUUUUU don't tell 'em, that I'm the one doin it all
[04:28.74]While you're out there livin it up, and havin yo'self a ball
[04:32.76](Chorus 2)
[04:34.32](Biz singing)
[04:39.39]Ummm, whoah-whoah, yeah-yeahhhh!
[04:41.43]I can sing-ing-ing-ing..
📝 纯歌词版本
Yeah yeah yeah
Oooooohh
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah yeah yeah
Let me tell you a story now
(Verse 1)
I was in front of the Apollo on Amateur Night
It was after the show, and the moon was right
The {?} was really perked off the Red Zone
I was in my MPV, I was all alone
My John Hancock or my signature
I gave it to, all of them cause I was down to earth
And plus the Apollo is my home turf
So I walked across the street 'til I'm on, 125
I saw this pair of shoes that was really live
It wasn't just a pair of shoes, that was on her
From the ground up, she looked like a plate of lasagna
I said, "Hey shorty, not you, your hair"
She turned around slowly and started to stare
She said, "Why don'tcha take picture, it'll last a lil' longer?"
Me likin you grew a little bit stronger
She asked me what's my name I said, "Emmezah emmezah"
"The name that your momma gave ya is what I prefer"
She asked me what am I drivin, and how is my health
I know what you're really thinkin baby, LET ME TELL YOU!
(Chorus 1: Biz singing)
I can do bad by myself
I don't need no help, to starve to death
I can do that alone
I can do bad by myself
I don't need no help, to starve to death
I ain't tryin to be funny honey
(Verse 1)
She started arguin with me, and say she's not like that
I know who you are, I don't care if you're livin fat
Because I have a mother and father that take care of me
And I'm livin in Long Island with a J-O-B
Okay okay I got you wrong, I must admit
I'ma give you a little time to see if you're legit
So we started goin out on a regular basis
I was takin her to the movies and my hangout, places
Like the Q Club, The Scene, or The Arcade
I thought this relationship was tailor-made
Cause she was sweet kind considerate I, was hypnotized
Never thought she'd try to pull the wool, over my eyes
After I smacked it and flipped it, she thought I was whipped
I know she is like a knockout but I'm not gettin bullwhipped
She asked me why I am so stingy I know you got the ends
Because you got two MV's, two BM's, an SL Benz
What are you my accountant or the IRS?
Why ya clockin everything that I posess?
She want me to waste everything and be small as an elf
Let me tell you somethin baby, let me tell you
(Chorus 2: Biz singing)
I can do bad by myself
I don't need no help, to starve to death
I can do that on my own
I can do bad by myself
I don't need no help, to starve to death
I ain't tryin to be funny honey
(Verse 3)
Now all her friends boosted her, to get my dinero
Like if I was a drunk Mexican, wearin a sombrero
I knew she had a boyfriend on the side
She told me, yo, she didn't have to hide
She said she cut him because he was too jealous
He always thought I was tryin to talk to other fellas
It's now the present, and that was the past
From now on bein with me, is gonna be a blast
I know she thought in her mind, it's gonna be great
Juicin and reducin everything I make
With her Victoria's Secrets neglice
She tried to seduce me in every way
She would come out to Jersey rain sleet or snow
She acted too true blue to be after my dough
My man, Jeff told me but I didn't wanna listen
I was too hooked, and strung out, I thought he was dissin
I looked her in her face and said, "HELL NO!!!"
You're a head nurse and you want my wealth?
You must be CRAZY AS HELL, cause
(Chorus 1)
(Biz singing)
Let me tell you know
All day long, you been talkin on the telephone
Braggin to all your friends, about all the cars that I own
But YOUUUUUU don't tell 'em, that I'm the one doin it all
While you're out there livin it up, and havin yo'self a ball
(Chorus 2)
(Biz singing)
Ummm, whoah-whoah, yeah-yeahhhh!
I can sing-ing-ing-ing..
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:06.06]Yeah yeah yeah
[00:16.20]Oooooohh
[00:16.29]Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah yeah yeah
[00:19.32]Let me tell you a story now
[00:20.85](Verse 1)
[00:22.08]I was in front of the Apollo on Amateur Night
[00:24.84]It was after the show, and the moon was right
[00:27.81]The {?} was really perked off the Red Zone
[00:30.30]I was in my MPV, I was all alone
[00:35.67]My John Hancock or my signature
[00:38.52]I gave it to, all of them cause I was down to earth
[00:41.40]And plus the Apollo is my home turf
[00:44.01]So I walked across the street 'til I'm on, 125
[00:47.04]I saw this pair of shoes that was really live
[00:49.53]It wasn't just a pair of shoes, that was on her
[00:52.32]From the ground up, she looked like a plate of lasagna
[00:55.29]I said, "Hey shorty, not you, your hair"
[00:57.87]She turned around slowly and started to stare
[01:00.33]She said, "Why don'tcha take picture, it'll last a lil' longer?"
[01:03.66]Me likin you grew a little bit stronger
[01:06.12]She asked me what's my name I said, "Emmezah emmezah"
[01:08.73]"The name that your momma gave ya is what I prefer"
[01:11.28]She asked me what am I drivin, and how is my health
[01:14.07]I know what you're really thinkin baby, LET ME TELL YOU!
[01:16.14](Chorus 1: Biz singing)
[01:16.65]I can do bad by myself
[01:19.92]I don't need no help, to starve to death
[01:24.30]I can do that alone
[01:27.57]I can do bad by myself
[01:30.99]I don't need no help, to starve to death
[01:35.25]I ain't tryin to be funny honey
[01:37.05](Verse 1)
[01:38.58]She started arguin with me, and say she's not like that
[01:41.46]I know who you are, I don't care if you're livin fat
[01:44.13]Because I have a mother and father that take care of me
[01:47.04]And I'm livin in Long Island with a J-O-B
[01:49.59]Okay okay I got you wrong, I must admit
[01:52.41]I'ma give you a little time to see if you're legit
[01:55.14]So we started goin out on a regular basis
[01:58.05]I was takin her to the movies and my hangout, places
[02:00.75]Like the Q Club, The Scene, or The Arcade
[02:03.42]I thought this relationship was tailor-made
[02:05.94]Cause she was sweet kind considerate I, was hypnotized
[02:08.88]Never thought she'd try to pull the wool, over my eyes
[02:11.52]After I smacked it and flipped it, she thought I was whipped
[02:14.37]I know she is like a knockout but I'm not gettin bullwhipped
[02:16.95]She asked me why I am so stingy I know you got the ends
[02:19.68]Because you got two MV's, two BM's, an SL Benz
[02:22.47]What are you my accountant or the IRS?
[02:25.29]Why ya clockin everything that I posess?
[02:27.87]She want me to waste everything and be small as an elf
[02:30.75]Let me tell you somethin baby, let me tell you
[02:32.70](Chorus 2: Biz singing)
[02:33.39]I can do bad by myself
[02:36.78]I don't need no help, to starve to death
[02:40.98]I can do that on my own
[02:44.16]I can do bad by myself
[02:47.70]I don't need no help, to starve to death
[02:51.81]I ain't tryin to be funny honey
[02:53.70](Verse 3)
[02:55.11]Now all her friends boosted her, to get my dinero
[02:58.14]Like if I was a drunk Mexican, wearin a sombrero
[03:01.08]I knew she had a boyfriend on the side
[03:03.69]She told me, yo, she didn't have to hide
[03:06.42]She said she cut him because he was too jealous
[03:09.24]He always thought I was tryin to talk to other fellas
[03:12.00]It's now the present, and that was the past
[03:14.64]From now on bein with me, is gonna be a blast
[03:17.46]I know she thought in her mind, it's gonna be great
[03:20.16]Juicin and reducin everything I make
[03:22.68]With her Victoria's Secrets neglice
[03:25.53]She tried to seduce me in every way
[03:28.02]She would come out to Jersey rain sleet or snow
[03:30.81]She acted too true blue to be after my dough
[03:33.63]My man, Jeff told me but I didn't wanna listen
[03:36.45]I was too hooked, and strung out, I thought he was dissin
[03:42.15]I looked her in her face and said, "HELL NO!!!"
[03:44.94]You're a head nurse and you want my wealth?
[03:47.55]You must be CRAZY AS HELL, cause
[03:49.47](Chorus 1)
[04:09.33](Biz singing)
[04:11.04]Let me tell you know
[04:12.90]All day long, you been talkin on the telephone
[04:17.67]Braggin to all your friends, about all the cars that I own
[04:23.97]But YOUUUUUU don't tell 'em, that I'm the one doin it all
[04:28.74]While you're out there livin it up, and havin yo'self a ball
[04:32.76](Chorus 2)
[04:34.32](Biz singing)
[04:39.39]Ummm, whoah-whoah, yeah-yeahhhh!
[04:41.43]I can sing-ing-ing-ing..
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to...
My name is
Biz Markie,
I rock for
Queens, Astoria
My new album is called,
Weekend Warrior
But every time that
I always hit a note
Just like
DJ Kool, e...
I'd like to tell a story and it goes like this
Before I was makin money hand over fist
The mid-80's is what
I'm talkin about
You will agree without a...
Biz Markie and
Elephant Man, we sensei
Bump fair ladies like
Sean Paul, okay, come on
Ladies and gentlemen, how do you do(A do)
It's been a long tim...
(Fat Albert) "Hey Mudfoot, you know what we're here for, lay some treats on us!"
(Intro)
Yo, dis is one of the, dis dis
Yo dis is that, that's that jo...
"I!!! - am the magnificent..."{*
Biz beatboxes a scale, repeating the last note*}"I!!! - am the magnificent..."{*
Biz: BOOM, ah one two, ah one two - ...
You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You…
So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I ...