Rarely does chi factor into
He likes 'em big and overgrown
More meat to gristle, more muscle he can hone
Two monks from a deli he's sriracha'd in jelly
And made a corset out of him for his belly
A Haitian from Florida's now a rug in his foyer
A girl from Delaware is a high arched back chair
The paper boy's a paper weight
Alberta's a lampshade
The fireman's an ashtray
When will it end?
Oh these horrible things
He asks himself nightly
Voices in his head sing
You're born what you're meant to be
If you're bad then be bad the best
If you're good stay away from me
We're a bad influence we're the best
If you wanna steal go and steal what you want
If sniffing women's heels gets you off, I won't watch
And if you gotta dress like a fox in distress
In the woods well you can and you could and you should
Oh here's a story of a lovely lady
Who had three daughters who drove her ****ing crazy
She hacked em up with an old machete
And threw a party with dead daughter confetti
I comb my hair
I brush my teeth
I eat my peas like a good boy's supposed to
I wear a tie
Boa constricted
I eat my pride like a lion's supposed to
You're born what you're meant to be
If you're bad, then be bad the best
If you're good stay away from me
I'm a bad influence, I'm the best
You're born what you're meant to be
If you're bad then be bad the best
If you're good stay away from me
We're a bad influence, we're the best
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:38.22]Rarely does chi factor into
[00:42.39]He likes 'em big and overgrown
[00:45.60]More meat to gristle, more muscle he can hone
[01:07.17]Two monks from a deli he's sriracha'd in jelly
[01:11.97]And made a corset out of him for his belly
[01:16.32]A Haitian from Florida's now a rug in his foyer
[01:19.74]A girl from Delaware is a high arched back chair
[01:24.00]The paper boy's a paper weight
[01:25.98]Alberta's a lampshade
[01:28.17]The fireman's an ashtray
[01:32.61]When will it end?
[01:34.02]Oh these horrible things
[01:36.54]He asks himself nightly
[01:37.83]Voices in his head sing
[01:38.37]You're born what you're meant to be
[01:50.91]If you're bad then be bad the best
[01:54.30]If you're good stay away from me
[02:15.15]We're a bad influence we're the best
[02:16.17]If you wanna steal go and steal what you want
[02:18.69]If sniffing women's heels gets you off, I won't watch
[02:23.34]And if you gotta dress like a fox in distress
[02:26.64]In the woods well you can and you could and you should
[02:28.11]Oh here's a story of a lovely lady
[02:44.31]Who had three daughters who drove her ****ing crazy
[02:48.36]She hacked em up with an old machete
[02:52.74]And threw a party with dead daughter confetti
[02:56.22]I comb my hair
[02:59.13]I brush my teeth
[03:01.17]I eat my peas like a good boy's supposed to
[03:04.56]I wear a tie
[03:07.41]Boa constricted
[03:09.60]I eat my pride like a lion's supposed to
[03:13.11]You're born what you're meant to be
[03:14.28]If you're bad, then be bad the best
[03:18.36]If you're good stay away from me
[03:27.96]I'm a bad influence, I'm the best
[03:31.53]You're born what you're meant to be
[03:35.46]If you're bad then be bad the best
[03:39.51]If you're good stay away from me
[03:42.36]We're a bad influence, we're the best
📝 纯歌词版本
Rarely does chi factor into
He likes 'em big and overgrown
More meat to gristle, more muscle he can hone
Two monks from a deli he's sriracha'd in jelly
And made a corset out of him for his belly
A Haitian from Florida's now a rug in his foyer
A girl from Delaware is a high arched back chair
The paper boy's a paper weight
Alberta's a lampshade
The fireman's an ashtray
When will it end?
Oh these horrible things
He asks himself nightly
Voices in his head sing
You're born what you're meant to be
If you're bad then be bad the best
If you're good stay away from me
We're a bad influence we're the best
If you wanna steal go and steal what you want
If sniffing women's heels gets you off, I won't watch
And if you gotta dress like a fox in distress
In the woods well you can and you could and you should
Oh here's a story of a lovely lady
Who had three daughters who drove her ****ing crazy
She hacked em up with an old machete
And threw a party with dead daughter confetti
I comb my hair
I brush my teeth
I eat my peas like a good boy's supposed to
I wear a tie
Boa constricted
I eat my pride like a lion's supposed to
You're born what you're meant to be
If you're bad, then be bad the best
If you're good stay away from me
I'm a bad influence, I'm the best
You're born what you're meant to be
If you're bad then be bad the best
If you're good stay away from me
We're a bad influence, we're the best
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:38.22]Rarely does chi factor into
[00:42.39]He likes 'em big and overgrown
[00:45.60]More meat to gristle, more muscle he can hone
[01:07.17]Two monks from a deli he's sriracha'd in jelly
[01:11.97]And made a corset out of him for his belly
[01:16.32]A Haitian from Florida's now a rug in his foyer
[01:19.74]A girl from Delaware is a high arched back chair
[01:24.00]The paper boy's a paper weight
[01:25.98]Alberta's a lampshade
[01:28.17]The fireman's an ashtray
[01:32.61]When will it end?
[01:34.02]Oh these horrible things
[01:36.54]He asks himself nightly
[01:37.83]Voices in his head sing
[01:38.37]You're born what you're meant to be
[01:50.91]If you're bad then be bad the best
[01:54.30]If you're good stay away from me
[02:15.15]We're a bad influence we're the best
[02:16.17]If you wanna steal go and steal what you want
[02:18.69]If sniffing women's heels gets you off, I won't watch
[02:23.34]And if you gotta dress like a fox in distress
[02:26.64]In the woods well you can and you could and you should
[02:28.11]Oh here's a story of a lovely lady
[02:44.31]Who had three daughters who drove her ****ing crazy
[02:48.36]She hacked em up with an old machete
[02:52.74]And threw a party with dead daughter confetti
[02:56.22]I comb my hair
[02:59.13]I brush my teeth
[03:01.17]I eat my peas like a good boy's supposed to
[03:04.56]I wear a tie
[03:07.41]Boa constricted
[03:09.60]I eat my pride like a lion's supposed to
[03:13.11]You're born what you're meant to be
[03:14.28]If you're bad, then be bad the best
[03:18.36]If you're good stay away from me
[03:27.96]I'm a bad influence, I'm the best
[03:31.53]You're born what you're meant to be
[03:35.46]If you're bad then be bad the best
[03:39.51]If you're good stay away from me
[03:42.36]We're a bad influence, we're the best
I know just what you are
It's not a bowl of ice cream
It's not a conflict diamond
I know just what you want
Its what we all desire
It's not a foxy lov...
There's a knock at your door
You don't even recognize the stranger
It's you from before
Trying to warn you all about the dangers
There's a hole in you...
Bored to life you shower with a knife
You mix Ambien and motorbikes
She heaves a sigh in the middle of the night
That says come inside her and it kill...
If I seem distant' baby I am
Words are like scissors in your hands
And there's no script to follow
So I just close my eyes
That way it won't hurt so m...
She feels like a stranger has come in the night.
And stolen her life and left her with this.
And boughs break on ebony toothaches.
She is a flask trap...
There's a knock at your door
You don't even recognize the stranger
It's you from before
Trying to warn you all about the dangers
There's a hole in you...
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
Blackbird...