Let me tell you a little story
About a man a long time ago
He was the quickest draw in the wild west
By the name of Smokin' Joe
It's Smokin' Joe
Hit the floor
But he didn't own no six gun
Lemme tell you what he'd do
When the varmint rode in to town
He'd shoot 'em down with a big fat **** you
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
$7.50 for a large soy cappuccino
Lemme get my wallet
**** you!
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
Even though I'm not with Amazon
You're calling me to tell me that
My profile has been hacked?
**** you!
And so Joe held the law
In the town in which he lived
Yeah only stupid mother****ers
Would talk shit around Rudeboy
With his whiplash wrist
(Gon' get it now)
Leroy "2 Gun" Jenkins thought
That he could surely win
But before Leroy could blink
(Why don't you take it for a ride now)
The Mongoose Mountain Gang
Played dirty with a 20 man crew
But tales are told that Joe grew
18 arms that day as a gift from Vishnu
And as he rose in fame
Every quickdraw outlaw came
To the man they heard
Who's fists would burn
When he flipped the bird
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
You wanna refund the money
With a store credit?
**** you!
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
Everybody brought a platter
To my fancy birthday dinner
But you brought soda water?
**** you!
He got that name because
His finger burns hot like the sun
And leaves you smokin' when he's done
It's just as well that Joe is fast as hell
Cause in every duel he won
I'm not sure Joe knew
That they had a literal gun
I know that they're packing heat
And I know that they know
That I'm the man to beat
But when I step onto the street
With a jingle in my feet
They know that I know that
They know that they can **** themselves
Some say many years ago
Before Joseph Rudeboy was Smokin' Joe
He had a wife, her name was Bo
Bo was with child in a happy home
But into town an outlaw came
Who wore a velvet cloak like a bloodstain
Now Bo didn't like Joe usin' no gun
So Bo told Joe to ****in' run
"You gotta bring back help"
Run fast Joe fast Joe
"Lemme stay and fight"
But Bo said "No guns, you've got to go!"
Joseph Rudeboy was too slow
For a child that he'd never know
Joseph Rudeboy you're too slow
Burning inside Joseph died
But from the ash the man who rose was
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
He's a human Phoenix
Yes that's the word
I heard he was born in a fire
And rides a pair of flamin' birds
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
I've heard he's never shot no-one
But he's still locked up half of the wild west
Lookin' for a velvet wearing son of a gun
One day an outlaw came to town
"Come out here Smokin' Joe
You're just as well already dead"
He wore a velvet cloak but Joe saw red
And on the street
The fateful pair did meet
All the townsfolk came to watch
When they knew Joe was gonna
Tell someone to
Their eyes were locked
What seemed like three eternities
To Joe the velvet man seemed different
From how he remembered him to be
But it was all the same
To Smokin' Joe who'd been through hell
He'd dreamt every night the last 18 years
Of telling this guy to **** himself
But when Joe went to ball his hand
Into a flamin' fist
The outlaw shot him first with a
Middle finger that looked just like his
And as Joe fell
He beheld the outlaw's face
A young girl who'd seen it all
And grew up in a terrible place
Who's mother once told Joseph
To run and bring back help
A girl who thought her father
Had run out to save himself
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
You been tellin' everybody
I'm a deadbeat daddy
Didn't know I tried to save ya?
(Yeah) **** you daughter!
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
Now I found my father
And I learned the truth
We can be reunited
That's right
**** you old man!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:03.83] Let me tell you a little story
[00:05.95] About a man a long time ago
[00:07.76] He was the quickest draw in the wild west
[00:10.24] By the name of Smokin' Joe
[00:11.79]
[00:12.00] It's Smokin' Joe
[00:13.09] Hit the floor
[00:13.92]
[00:14.36] But he didn't own no six gun
[00:15.90] Lemme tell you what he'd do
[00:16.96] When the varmint rode in to town
[00:18.39] He'd shoot 'em down with a big fat **** you
[00:20.07]
[00:20.15] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[00:22.23] Rudeboy
[00:23.11]
[00:23.22] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[00:24.61] $7.50 for a large soy cappuccino
[00:26.57] Lemme get my wallet
[00:27.64] **** you!
[00:28.23]
[00:28.39] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[00:30.46] Rudeboy
[00:31.36]
[00:31.51] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[00:32.74] Even though I'm not with Amazon
[00:33.93] You're calling me to tell me that
[00:34.92] My profile has been hacked?
[00:35.98] **** you!
[00:36.74]
[00:37.32] And so Joe held the law
[00:38.81] In the town in which he lived
[00:40.30] Yeah only stupid mother****ers
[00:41.87] Would talk shit around Rudeboy
[00:43.34] With his whiplash wrist
[00:44.29] (Gon' get it now)
[00:45.06]
[00:45.23] Leroy "2 Gun" Jenkins thought
[00:47.03] That he could surely win
[00:48.97] But before Leroy could blink
[00:51.94] (Why don't you take it for a ride now)
[00:53.08]
[00:53.44] The Mongoose Mountain Gang
[00:55.12] Played dirty with a 20 man crew
[00:57.03] But tales are told that Joe grew
[00:58.88] 18 arms that day as a gift from Vishnu
[01:01.35]
[01:01.71] And as he rose in fame
[01:03.49] Every quickdraw outlaw came
[01:05.24] To the man they heard
[01:06.33] Who's fists would burn
[01:07.29] When he flipped the bird
[01:08.42]
[01:08.98] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[01:10.99] Rudeboy
[01:11.89]
[01:12.03] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[01:13.31] You wanna refund the money
[01:15.43] With a store credit?
[01:16.20] **** you!
[01:17.01]
[01:17.24] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[01:19.31] Rudeboy
[01:20.13]
[01:20.30] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[01:21.56] Everybody brought a platter
[01:22.66] To my fancy birthday dinner
[01:23.61] But you brought soda water?
[01:24.78] **** you!
[01:25.79]
[01:26.06] He got that name because
[01:27.68] His finger burns hot like the sun
[01:31.23] And leaves you smokin' when he's done
[01:33.84]
[01:34.20] It's just as well that Joe is fast as hell
[01:37.61] Cause in every duel he won
[01:39.40] I'm not sure Joe knew
[01:40.60] That they had a literal gun
[01:42.16]
[01:42.46] I know that they're packing heat
[01:43.94] And I know that they know
[01:44.92] That I'm the man to beat
[01:45.85] But when I step onto the street
[01:46.95] With a jingle in my feet
[01:47.92] They know that I know that
[01:49.02] They know that they can **** themselves
[01:50.07]
[01:50.45] Some say many years ago
[01:51.97] Before Joseph Rudeboy was Smokin' Joe
[01:54.01] He had a wife, her name was Bo
[01:56.06] Bo was with child in a happy home
[01:58.31]
[01:58.50] But into town an outlaw came
[02:00.04] Who wore a velvet cloak like a bloodstain
[02:02.23] Now Bo didn't like Joe usin' no gun
[02:04.13] So Bo told Joe to ****in' run
[02:06.23]
[02:06.57] "You gotta bring back help"
[02:07.99] Run fast Joe fast Joe
[02:10.83] "Lemme stay and fight"
[02:11.83] But Bo said "No guns, you've got to go!"
[02:14.37]
[02:14.60] Joseph Rudeboy was too slow
[02:18.38] For a child that he'd never know
[02:20.40]
[02:22.75] Joseph Rudeboy you're too slow
[02:26.27] Burning inside Joseph died
[02:28.24] But from the ash the man who rose was
[02:30.05]
[02:30.22] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[02:32.45] Rudeboy
[02:33.22]
[02:33.39] He's a human Phoenix
[02:34.24] Yes that's the word
[02:35.19] I heard he was born in a fire
[02:36.80] And rides a pair of flamin' birds
[02:38.05]
[02:38.50] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[02:40.55] Rudeboy
[02:41.22]
[02:41.41] I've heard he's never shot no-one
[02:42.75] But he's still locked up half of the wild west
[02:44.82] Lookin' for a velvet wearing son of a gun
[02:46.79]
[02:47.37] One day an outlaw came to town
[02:49.47] "Come out here Smokin' Joe
[02:50.96] You're just as well already dead"
[02:52.94] He wore a velvet cloak but Joe saw red
[02:55.07]
[02:55.49] And on the street
[02:56.60] The fateful pair did meet
[02:58.81] All the townsfolk came to watch
[03:00.73] When they knew Joe was gonna
[03:02.41] Tell someone to
[03:03.47]
[03:03.59] Their eyes were locked
[03:04.79] What seemed like three eternities
[03:07.21] To Joe the velvet man seemed different
[03:09.43] From how he remembered him to be
[03:11.31] But it was all the same
[03:12.85] To Smokin' Joe who'd been through hell
[03:15.05] He'd dreamt every night the last 18 years
[03:17.47] Of telling this guy to **** himself
[03:19.31]
[03:19.93] But when Joe went to ball his hand
[03:21.93] Into a flamin' fist
[03:23.52] The outlaw shot him first with a
[03:25.20] Middle finger that looked just like his
[03:27.57]
[03:28.18] And as Joe fell
[03:29.36] He beheld the outlaw's face
[03:31.55] A young girl who'd seen it all
[03:33.46] And grew up in a terrible place
[03:35.72] Who's mother once told Joseph
[03:37.74] To run and bring back help
[03:39.89] A girl who thought her father
[03:41.52] Had run out to save himself
[03:43.49]
[03:43.60] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[03:45.67] Rudeboy
[03:46.46]
[03:46.65] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[03:48.03] You been tellin' everybody
[03:48.98] I'm a deadbeat daddy
[03:49.94] Didn't know I tried to save ya?
[03:50.86] (Yeah) **** you daughter!
[03:51.41]
[03:51.85] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[03:53.81] Rudeboy
[03:54.71]
[03:54.87] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[03:56.04] Now I found my father
[03:56.78] And I learned the truth
[03:57.60] We can be reunited
[03:58.64] That's right
[03:59.11] **** you old man!
Let me tell you a little story
About a man a long time ago
He was the quickest draw in the wild west
By the name of Smokin' Joe
It's Smokin' Joe
Hit the floor
But he didn't own no six gun
Lemme tell you what he'd do
When the varmint rode in to town
He'd shoot 'em down with a big fat **** you
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
$7.50 for a large soy cappuccino
Lemme get my wallet
**** you!
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
Even though I'm not with Amazon
You're calling me to tell me that
My profile has been hacked?
**** you!
And so Joe held the law
In the town in which he lived
Yeah only stupid mother****ers
Would talk shit around Rudeboy
With his whiplash wrist
(Gon' get it now)
Leroy "2 Gun" Jenkins thought
That he could surely win
But before Leroy could blink
(Why don't you take it for a ride now)
The Mongoose Mountain Gang
Played dirty with a 20 man crew
But tales are told that Joe grew
18 arms that day as a gift from Vishnu
And as he rose in fame
Every quickdraw outlaw came
To the man they heard
Who's fists would burn
When he flipped the bird
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
You wanna refund the money
With a store credit?
**** you!
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
Everybody brought a platter
To my fancy birthday dinner
But you brought soda water?
**** you!
He got that name because
His finger burns hot like the sun
And leaves you smokin' when he's done
It's just as well that Joe is fast as hell
Cause in every duel he won
I'm not sure Joe knew
That they had a literal gun
I know that they're packing heat
And I know that they know
That I'm the man to beat
But when I step onto the street
With a jingle in my feet
They know that I know that
They know that they can **** themselves
Some say many years ago
Before Joseph Rudeboy was Smokin' Joe
He had a wife, her name was Bo
Bo was with child in a happy home
But into town an outlaw came
Who wore a velvet cloak like a bloodstain
Now Bo didn't like Joe usin' no gun
So Bo told Joe to ****in' run
"You gotta bring back help"
Run fast Joe fast Joe
"Lemme stay and fight"
But Bo said "No guns, you've got to go!"
Joseph Rudeboy was too slow
For a child that he'd never know
Joseph Rudeboy you're too slow
Burning inside Joseph died
But from the ash the man who rose was
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
He's a human Phoenix
Yes that's the word
I heard he was born in a fire
And rides a pair of flamin' birds
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
I've heard he's never shot no-one
But he's still locked up half of the wild west
Lookin' for a velvet wearing son of a gun
One day an outlaw came to town
"Come out here Smokin' Joe
You're just as well already dead"
He wore a velvet cloak but Joe saw red
And on the street
The fateful pair did meet
All the townsfolk came to watch
When they knew Joe was gonna
Tell someone to
Their eyes were locked
What seemed like three eternities
To Joe the velvet man seemed different
From how he remembered him to be
But it was all the same
To Smokin' Joe who'd been through hell
He'd dreamt every night the last 18 years
Of telling this guy to **** himself
But when Joe went to ball his hand
Into a flamin' fist
The outlaw shot him first with a
Middle finger that looked just like his
And as Joe fell
He beheld the outlaw's face
A young girl who'd seen it all
And grew up in a terrible place
Who's mother once told Joseph
To run and bring back help
A girl who thought her father
Had run out to save himself
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
You been tellin' everybody
I'm a deadbeat daddy
Didn't know I tried to save ya?
(Yeah) **** you daughter!
Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
Rudeboy
Lemme make sure I heard you right
Now I found my father
And I learned the truth
We can be reunited
That's right
**** you old man!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:03.83] Let me tell you a little story
[00:05.95] About a man a long time ago
[00:07.76] He was the quickest draw in the wild west
[00:10.24] By the name of Smokin' Joe
[00:11.79]
[00:12.00] It's Smokin' Joe
[00:13.09] Hit the floor
[00:13.92]
[00:14.36] But he didn't own no six gun
[00:15.90] Lemme tell you what he'd do
[00:16.96] When the varmint rode in to town
[00:18.39] He'd shoot 'em down with a big fat **** you
[00:20.07]
[00:20.15] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[00:22.23] Rudeboy
[00:23.11]
[00:23.22] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[00:24.61] $7.50 for a large soy cappuccino
[00:26.57] Lemme get my wallet
[00:27.64] **** you!
[00:28.23]
[00:28.39] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[00:30.46] Rudeboy
[00:31.36]
[00:31.51] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[00:32.74] Even though I'm not with Amazon
[00:33.93] You're calling me to tell me that
[00:34.92] My profile has been hacked?
[00:35.98] **** you!
[00:36.74]
[00:37.32] And so Joe held the law
[00:38.81] In the town in which he lived
[00:40.30] Yeah only stupid mother****ers
[00:41.87] Would talk shit around Rudeboy
[00:43.34] With his whiplash wrist
[00:44.29] (Gon' get it now)
[00:45.06]
[00:45.23] Leroy "2 Gun" Jenkins thought
[00:47.03] That he could surely win
[00:48.97] But before Leroy could blink
[00:51.94] (Why don't you take it for a ride now)
[00:53.08]
[00:53.44] The Mongoose Mountain Gang
[00:55.12] Played dirty with a 20 man crew
[00:57.03] But tales are told that Joe grew
[00:58.88] 18 arms that day as a gift from Vishnu
[01:01.35]
[01:01.71] And as he rose in fame
[01:03.49] Every quickdraw outlaw came
[01:05.24] To the man they heard
[01:06.33] Who's fists would burn
[01:07.29] When he flipped the bird
[01:08.42]
[01:08.98] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[01:10.99] Rudeboy
[01:11.89]
[01:12.03] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[01:13.31] You wanna refund the money
[01:15.43] With a store credit?
[01:16.20] **** you!
[01:17.01]
[01:17.24] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[01:19.31] Rudeboy
[01:20.13]
[01:20.30] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[01:21.56] Everybody brought a platter
[01:22.66] To my fancy birthday dinner
[01:23.61] But you brought soda water?
[01:24.78] **** you!
[01:25.79]
[01:26.06] He got that name because
[01:27.68] His finger burns hot like the sun
[01:31.23] And leaves you smokin' when he's done
[01:33.84]
[01:34.20] It's just as well that Joe is fast as hell
[01:37.61] Cause in every duel he won
[01:39.40] I'm not sure Joe knew
[01:40.60] That they had a literal gun
[01:42.16]
[01:42.46] I know that they're packing heat
[01:43.94] And I know that they know
[01:44.92] That I'm the man to beat
[01:45.85] But when I step onto the street
[01:46.95] With a jingle in my feet
[01:47.92] They know that I know that
[01:49.02] They know that they can **** themselves
[01:50.07]
[01:50.45] Some say many years ago
[01:51.97] Before Joseph Rudeboy was Smokin' Joe
[01:54.01] He had a wife, her name was Bo
[01:56.06] Bo was with child in a happy home
[01:58.31]
[01:58.50] But into town an outlaw came
[02:00.04] Who wore a velvet cloak like a bloodstain
[02:02.23] Now Bo didn't like Joe usin' no gun
[02:04.13] So Bo told Joe to ****in' run
[02:06.23]
[02:06.57] "You gotta bring back help"
[02:07.99] Run fast Joe fast Joe
[02:10.83] "Lemme stay and fight"
[02:11.83] But Bo said "No guns, you've got to go!"
[02:14.37]
[02:14.60] Joseph Rudeboy was too slow
[02:18.38] For a child that he'd never know
[02:20.40]
[02:22.75] Joseph Rudeboy you're too slow
[02:26.27] Burning inside Joseph died
[02:28.24] But from the ash the man who rose was
[02:30.05]
[02:30.22] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[02:32.45] Rudeboy
[02:33.22]
[02:33.39] He's a human Phoenix
[02:34.24] Yes that's the word
[02:35.19] I heard he was born in a fire
[02:36.80] And rides a pair of flamin' birds
[02:38.05]
[02:38.50] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[02:40.55] Rudeboy
[02:41.22]
[02:41.41] I've heard he's never shot no-one
[02:42.75] But he's still locked up half of the wild west
[02:44.82] Lookin' for a velvet wearing son of a gun
[02:46.79]
[02:47.37] One day an outlaw came to town
[02:49.47] "Come out here Smokin' Joe
[02:50.96] You're just as well already dead"
[02:52.94] He wore a velvet cloak but Joe saw red
[02:55.07]
[02:55.49] And on the street
[02:56.60] The fateful pair did meet
[02:58.81] All the townsfolk came to watch
[03:00.73] When they knew Joe was gonna
[03:02.41] Tell someone to
[03:03.47]
[03:03.59] Their eyes were locked
[03:04.79] What seemed like three eternities
[03:07.21] To Joe the velvet man seemed different
[03:09.43] From how he remembered him to be
[03:11.31] But it was all the same
[03:12.85] To Smokin' Joe who'd been through hell
[03:15.05] He'd dreamt every night the last 18 years
[03:17.47] Of telling this guy to **** himself
[03:19.31]
[03:19.93] But when Joe went to ball his hand
[03:21.93] Into a flamin' fist
[03:23.52] The outlaw shot him first with a
[03:25.20] Middle finger that looked just like his
[03:27.57]
[03:28.18] And as Joe fell
[03:29.36] He beheld the outlaw's face
[03:31.55] A young girl who'd seen it all
[03:33.46] And grew up in a terrible place
[03:35.72] Who's mother once told Joseph
[03:37.74] To run and bring back help
[03:39.89] A girl who thought her father
[03:41.52] Had run out to save himself
[03:43.49]
[03:43.60] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[03:45.67] Rudeboy
[03:46.46]
[03:46.65] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[03:48.03] You been tellin' everybody
[03:48.98] I'm a deadbeat daddy
[03:49.94] Didn't know I tried to save ya?
[03:50.86] (Yeah) **** you daughter!
[03:51.41]
[03:51.85] Smokin' Joe (Smokin' Joe)
[03:53.81] Rudeboy
[03:54.71]
[03:54.87] Lemme make sure I heard you right
[03:56.04] Now I found my father
[03:56.78] And I learned the truth
[03:57.60] We can be reunited
[03:58.64] That's right
[03:59.11] **** you old man!
I am an influencer but what's an influencer do?
Gotta make a little post and influence you, like
Brush your teeth, be kind to one another
Take 10 minu...
You know how I feel about you
I think I know how you feel about me too
You gotta show me (fiscally)
No doubt you're my soulmate
Your friends are reall...
Boss dead, level clear, where do I go from here?
Walk home, try to eat, I'm not hungry, go to sleep
I can't sleep, lie in bed, think about what bad ...
If I say my relationship is kinda complicated
With my ex-girlfriend or with my dad
Then I actually mean that the relationship is simple
It is just bad...
Self-help talks,money walks
Every body wants to change with a two weeks course
If ya like me you need a little trick
Cause ya currently shit at dealin...
"Hey guys, that's one cappuccino"
"Lovely, thank you very much"
"No worries, and one breakfast bowl"
"Wow, that looks great"
"Enjoy your meal"
"Yeah, ...
Good morning sir, my name's Darren and I'm calling from the national census.
How are you today?
BLESSED
Okie dokie, we seem to be missing a piece of y...