Oh darling sugar honey When it was nice and sunny And when I had some money We would go and see Echo And The Bunny …men Since I was eight I’ve loved you Through garden gates I’ve shoved you Then there’s the time I slashed you Now you are gone forever Shot by your Uncle Trevor My story seems so tragic Ali Bongo’s good at contortionism Oh he’s much better than David Nixon ever was Woh oh oh oo-ooh Slowly I picked my life up Now I go and pick the wife up La la la Lech Walesas When Cupid threw her last dart You, girl, were still in my heart I love you more than ever Even though I married Trevor
[00:00.00]Oh darling sugar honey [00:06.01]When it was nice and sunny [00:10.03]And when I had some money [00:13.98]We would go and see Echo And The Bunny [00:19.46]…men [00:22.46]Since I was eight I’ve loved you [00:26.54]Through garden gates I’ve shoved you [00:30.56]Then there’s the time I slashed you [00:46.42]Now you are gone forever [00:50.41]Shot by your Uncle Trevor [00:54.49]My story seems so tragic [00:58.75]Ali Bongo’s good at contortionism [01:03.20]Oh he’s much better than David Nixon ever was [01:10.51]Woh oh oh oo-ooh [01:16.49]Slowly I picked my life up [01:20.47]Now I go and pick the wife up [01:28.49]La la la Lech Walesas [01:32.49]When Cupid threw her last dart [01:36.52]You, girl, were still in my heart [01:40.49]I love you more than ever [01:44.50]Even though I married Trevor
Oh darling sugar honey When it was nice and sunny And when I had some money We would go and see Echo And The Bunny …men Since I was eight I’ve loved you Through garden gates I’ve shoved you Then there’s the time I slashed you Now you are gone forever Shot by your Uncle Trevor My story seems so tragic Ali Bongo’s good at contortionism Oh he’s much better than David Nixon ever was Woh oh oh oo-ooh Slowly I picked my life up Now I go and pick the wife up La la la Lech Walesas When Cupid threw her last dart You, girl, were still in my heart I love you more than ever Even though I married Trevor
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