Arin: Hey, it's Link. I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
Dan: I'm the King of Red Lions
Arin: Yo, I don't give a s**t
If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
Dan: But look over there, that sign says "Beware"!
"A giant pit no one can jump you can't fly through the air"!
But what do I know, right? I'm just a f**cking boat!
Arin: F**k, alright. S**t, okay
I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
Dan: Shut your f**king elf mouth and take my items, okay?
Your quest is long, and the road is tough
The path is dark, you're gonna need a s**tload of stuff
Moblin fangs and a boomerang
And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
From Majora's mask to an empty flask
Here's what you'll need to complete your task!
Arin: A bow and arrow, nice
And a skeleton key!
A candle with a handle
And a single Velcro sandal
Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
Dan: No...
Arin: Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits
Arin: Oh!
Dan: And a pair of full-size studio drum kits!
Arin: Ugh!
Dan: A giant used Q-tip
A really small cruise ship
Arin: A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?!
Dan: Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
Arin: And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
Dan: This Wind Waker lets you control the air
And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
The road is long, you must protect that schlong
Noble stallions and quake medallions
You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
Arin: Your grandma's glass eyeball
Dan: 80-pounds of drywall
Arin: And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
Dan: A vegan pasta maker
Arin: The wrestler "Undertaker"?
Dan: An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
Arin: A basket of muffins
Dan: A turkey with the stuffin'
Arin: A pillow that needs fluffin'?
Dan: A society of puffins!
Arin: It's getting kinda heavy...
Dan: I don't care, here's a Chevy!
And the Wacky World of Minigolf
Starring Eugene Levy!
Arin: Oh my god
I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
Dan: Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
Arin: (Screams)
Dan: Woah...you see?
Arin: ...I hate you, boat
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:01.008]Arin: Hey, it's Link. I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
[00:03.151]Dan: I'm the King of Red Lions
[00:04.440]Arin: Yo, I don't give a s**t
[00:05.637]If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
[00:07.558]It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
[00:10.199]Dan: But look over there, that sign says "Beware"!
[00:12.316]"A giant pit no one can jump you can't fly through the air"!
[00:16.922]But what do I know, right? I'm just a f**cking boat!
[00:19.137]Arin: F**k, alright. S**t, okay
[00:21.370]I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
[00:23.432]But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
[00:25.652]Dan: Shut your f**king elf mouth and take my items, okay?
[00:28.033]Your quest is long, and the road is tough
[00:32.533]The path is dark, you're gonna need a s**tload of stuff
[00:41.532]Moblin fangs and a boomerang
[00:43.684]And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
[00:45.951]From Majora's mask to an empty flask
[00:48.073]Here's what you'll need to complete your task!
[00:50.401]Arin: A bow and arrow, nice
[00:51.450]And a skeleton key!
[00:55.017]A candle with a handle
[00:56.117]And a single Velcro sandal
[00:57.304]Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
[00:59.204]Dan: No...
[00:59.637]Arin: Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
[01:04.017]Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits
[01:05.922]Arin: Oh!
[01:06.553]Dan: And a pair of full-size studio drum kits!
[01:08.118]Arin: Ugh!
[01:10.755]Dan: A giant used Q-tip
[01:11.833]A really small cruise ship
[01:12.988]Arin: A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?!
[01:15.222]Dan: Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
[01:17.383]Arin: And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
[01:19.707]Dan: This Wind Waker lets you control the air
[01:24.017]And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
[01:28.631]The road is long, you must protect that schlong
[01:33.372]Noble stallions and quake medallions
[01:35.742]You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
[01:37.738]Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
[01:39.885]Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
[01:42.198]Arin: Your grandma's glass eyeball
[01:43.319]Dan: 80-pounds of drywall
[01:44.432]Arin: And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
[01:46.602]Dan: A vegan pasta maker
[01:47.901]Arin: The wrestler "Undertaker"?
[01:48.989]Dan: An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
[01:51.222]Arin: A basket of muffins
[01:52.305]Dan: A turkey with the stuffin'
[01:53.416]Arin: A pillow that needs fluffin'?
[01:54.482]Dan: A society of puffins!
[02:00.120]Arin: It's getting kinda heavy...
[02:01.185]Dan: I don't care, here's a Chevy!
[02:02.267]And the Wacky World of Minigolf
[02:03.272]Starring Eugene Levy!
[02:04.335]Arin: Oh my god
[02:05.367]I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
[02:06.509]Dan: Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
[02:08.759]Arin: (Screams)
[02:10.362]Dan: Woah...you see?
[02:14.639]Arin: ...I hate you, boat
Arin: Hey, it's Link. I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
Dan: I'm the King of Red Lions
Arin: Yo, I don't give a s**t
If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
Dan: But look over there, that sign says "Beware"!
"A giant pit no one can jump you can't fly through the air"!
But what do I know, right? I'm just a f**cking boat!
Arin: F**k, alright. S**t, okay
I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
Dan: Shut your f**king elf mouth and take my items, okay?
Your quest is long, and the road is tough
The path is dark, you're gonna need a s**tload of stuff
Moblin fangs and a boomerang
And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
From Majora's mask to an empty flask
Here's what you'll need to complete your task!
Arin: A bow and arrow, nice
And a skeleton key!
A candle with a handle
And a single Velcro sandal
Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
Dan: No...
Arin: Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits
Arin: Oh!
Dan: And a pair of full-size studio drum kits!
Arin: Ugh!
Dan: A giant used Q-tip
A really small cruise ship
Arin: A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?!
Dan: Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
Arin: And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
Dan: This Wind Waker lets you control the air
And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
The road is long, you must protect that schlong
Noble stallions and quake medallions
You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
Arin: Your grandma's glass eyeball
Dan: 80-pounds of drywall
Arin: And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
Dan: A vegan pasta maker
Arin: The wrestler "Undertaker"?
Dan: An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
Arin: A basket of muffins
Dan: A turkey with the stuffin'
Arin: A pillow that needs fluffin'?
Dan: A society of puffins!
Arin: It's getting kinda heavy...
Dan: I don't care, here's a Chevy!
And the Wacky World of Minigolf
Starring Eugene Levy!
Arin: Oh my god
I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
Dan: Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
Arin: (Screams)
Dan: Woah...you see?
Arin: ...I hate you, boat
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:01.008]Arin: Hey, it's Link. I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
[00:03.151]Dan: I'm the King of Red Lions
[00:04.440]Arin: Yo, I don't give a s**t
[00:05.637]If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
[00:07.558]It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
[00:10.199]Dan: But look over there, that sign says "Beware"!
[00:12.316]"A giant pit no one can jump you can't fly through the air"!
[00:16.922]But what do I know, right? I'm just a f**cking boat!
[00:19.137]Arin: F**k, alright. S**t, okay
[00:21.370]I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
[00:23.432]But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
[00:25.652]Dan: Shut your f**king elf mouth and take my items, okay?
[00:28.033]Your quest is long, and the road is tough
[00:32.533]The path is dark, you're gonna need a s**tload of stuff
[00:41.532]Moblin fangs and a boomerang
[00:43.684]And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
[00:45.951]From Majora's mask to an empty flask
[00:48.073]Here's what you'll need to complete your task!
[00:50.401]Arin: A bow and arrow, nice
[00:51.450]And a skeleton key!
[00:55.017]A candle with a handle
[00:56.117]And a single Velcro sandal
[00:57.304]Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
[00:59.204]Dan: No...
[00:59.637]Arin: Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
[01:04.017]Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits
[01:05.922]Arin: Oh!
[01:06.553]Dan: And a pair of full-size studio drum kits!
[01:08.118]Arin: Ugh!
[01:10.755]Dan: A giant used Q-tip
[01:11.833]A really small cruise ship
[01:12.988]Arin: A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?!
[01:15.222]Dan: Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
[01:17.383]Arin: And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
[01:19.707]Dan: This Wind Waker lets you control the air
[01:24.017]And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
[01:28.631]The road is long, you must protect that schlong
[01:33.372]Noble stallions and quake medallions
[01:35.742]You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
[01:37.738]Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
[01:39.885]Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
[01:42.198]Arin: Your grandma's glass eyeball
[01:43.319]Dan: 80-pounds of drywall
[01:44.432]Arin: And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
[01:46.602]Dan: A vegan pasta maker
[01:47.901]Arin: The wrestler "Undertaker"?
[01:48.989]Dan: An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
[01:51.222]Arin: A basket of muffins
[01:52.305]Dan: A turkey with the stuffin'
[01:53.416]Arin: A pillow that needs fluffin'?
[01:54.482]Dan: A society of puffins!
[02:00.120]Arin: It's getting kinda heavy...
[02:01.185]Dan: I don't care, here's a Chevy!
[02:02.267]And the Wacky World of Minigolf
[02:03.272]Starring Eugene Levy!
[02:04.335]Arin: Oh my god
[02:05.367]I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
[02:06.509]Dan: Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
[02:08.759]Arin: (Screams)
[02:10.362]Dan: Woah...you see?
[02:14.639]Arin: ...I hate you, boat
I feel so
그래 그래서
전활 안받았어
네가 기분 나빠할걸 알지만
그래서 일부러 그랬어
네가 돌아올까봐
강렬한 태양 투명한 파도
귓가에 들리는 새들의 노래
새하얀 캔버스 위에 떨어진
아크릴 물감처럼 니가 너무 선명해
달콤한 니 손을 잡았던 해변
새처럼 재잘대던 니...
届かないと気付きながら 止まない Love Song をまた君に
最高に好きだから 握り締めた 恋の片道切符
いつか君と二人きりで朝を迎えたいけれど
追い掛けても 追い掛けても 距離は縮まらないまま
It's like this It's like that 目の前の扉は開いた
ただ君だけの事を想...
Dan: Yo, here we go
I may sound chill but I’ve never been so excited
Because Arin and I just officially got invited
We’re gonna be chillin’ with Vanna...
Listen up girl, I know you a Nintendo fan
Got a Switch day one so you can hold it in your hand
So you can download retro games from US and Japan
But d...
MAJOR HOLMES:
Close the shutters
And lock the doors,
ALBERT:
Brace the windows
As in it pours.
FAKIR:
Candles only the ones you carry!
LIEUTENANT SHAW...
I don't have any stars of invincibility
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
I'm your Luigi
What up, ******?! I got a 1UP, ******!
...
You look in my eyes
And I get emotional inside.
I know it's crazy
But you still can touch my heart.
And after all this time,
You'd think that I,
I wou...