Listen, there were objects so peculiar
They were not to be believed
All around, things to tantalize my brain
It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
And as hard as I try
I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream
But you must believe when I tell you this
It's as real as my skull and it does exist
Here, let me show you
This is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a box
A box?
is it steel?
Are there locks?
Is it filled with a pox?
A pox
How delightful, a pox
If you please
Just a box with bright-colored paper
A bow?
But why?
How ugly
What's in it?
What's in it?
That's the point of the thing, not to know!
It's a bat
Will it bend?
It's a rat!
Will it break?
Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake?
Listen now, you don't understand
That's not the point of Christmas land
Now, pay attention
Now we pick up an oversized sock
And hang it like this on the wall
Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
Let me see, let me look
Is it rotted and covered with gook?
Hmm, let me explain
There's no foot inside, but there's candy
Or sometimes it's filled with small toys
Small toys
Do they bite?
Do they snap?
Or explode in a sack?
And scare girls and boys
This Christmas sounds fun
Why, I fully endorse it
Let's try it at once
Everyone, please now, not so fast
Well, I may as well give them what they want
And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
For the ruler of this Christmas land
Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice
Least that's what I've come to understand
And I've also heard it told
That he's something to behold
Like a lobster, huge and red
And sets out to slay with his rain gear on
Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
That is, so I've heard it said
And on a dark, cold night
Under full moonlight
He flies into a fog
Like a vulture in the sky
And they call him Sandy Claws
Well, at least they're excited
Though they don't understand
Oh, well...
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.00] Listen, there were objects so peculiar
[01:29.40]They were not to be believed
[01:35.01]All around, things to tantalize my brain
[01:45.06]It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
[01:54.18]And as hard as I try
[01:58.17]I can't seem to describe
[02:02.49]Like a most improbable dream
[02:13.20]But you must believe when I tell you this
[02:16.50]It's as real as my skull and it does exist
[02:22.56]Here, let me show you
[02:26.82]This is a thing called a present
[02:33.93]The whole thing starts with a box
[02:38.52][HARLEQUIN DEMON]
[02:40.92]A box?
[02:41.88][DEVIL]
[02:42.39]is it steel?
[02:43.38][WEREWOLF]
[02:44.16]Are there locks?
[02:45.42][HARLEOUIN DEMON]
[02:45.96]Is it filled with a pox?
[02:48.27][DEVIL, WEREWOLF, HARLEQUIN DEMON]
[02:49.41]A pox
[02:50.85]How delightful, a pox
[02:56.52][JACK]
[03:00.39]If you please
[03:02.10]Just a box with bright-colored paper
[03:06.66][WITCHES]
[03:06.87]A bow?
[03:16.95]But why?
[03:20.70]How ugly
[03:27.78]What's in it?
[03:33.09]What's in it?
[03:33.87][JACK]
[03:38.97]That's the point of the thing, not to know!
[03:42.12][CLOWN ]
[03:43.83]It's a bat
[03:44.67][CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS ]
[03:45.48]Will it bend?
[03:47.04][CLOWN]
[03:47.34]It's a rat!
[03:48.18][CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS]
[03:48.90]Will it break?
[03:50.46][MONSTER FROM THE BLACK LAGOON]
[03:51.12]Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake?
[04:01.08][JACK]
[04:02.70]Listen now, you don't understand
[04:09.78]That's not the point of Christmas land
[04:14.28]Now, pay attention
[04:15.81]Now we pick up an oversized sock
[04:21.72]And hang it like this on the wall
[04:26.43][MR. HYDE]
[04:30.51]Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
[04:33.75][ MEDIUM MR. HYDE]
[04:37.38]Let me see, let me look
[04:39.96][SMALL MR. HYDE ]
[04:44.37]Is it rotted and covered with gook?
[04:48.78][ JACK]
[04:50.73]Hmm, let me explain
[04:57.45]There's no foot inside, but there's candy
[05:03.21]Or sometimes it's filled with small toys
[05:26.01][MUMMY AND WINGED DEMON ]
[05:31.38]Small toys
[05:32.73][WINGED DEMON]
[05:35.55]Do they bite?
[05:38.19][MUMMY]
[05:39.09]Do they snap?
[05:41.61][WINGED DEMON]
[05:43.08]Or explode in a sack?
[05:48.51][CORPSE KID]
[05:54.90]And scare girls and boys
[05:59.28][MAYOR]
[06:02.64]This Christmas sounds fun
[06:05.04]Why, I fully endorse it
[06:07.86]Let's try it at once
[06:09.45][JACK]
[06:12.78]Everyone, please now, not so fast
[06:19.32]Well, I may as well give them what they want
[06:22.80]And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
[06:27.75]For the ruler of this Christmas land
[06:29.64]Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice
[06:34.11]Least that's what I've come to understand
[06:39.99]And I've also heard it told
[06:41.82]That he's something to behold
[06:43.53]Like a lobster, huge and red
[06:47.01]And sets out to slay with his rain gear on
[06:50.31]Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
[06:54.06]That is, so I've heard it said
[06:55.26]And on a dark, cold night
[06:58.98]Under full moonlight
[07:00.78]He flies into a fog
[07:03.96]Like a vulture in the sky
[07:07.59]And they call him Sandy Claws
[07:49.71]Well, at least they're excited
[07:58.50]Though they don't understand
[08:10.23]Oh, well...
Listen, there were objects so peculiar
They were not to be believed
All around, things to tantalize my brain
It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
And as hard as I try
I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream
But you must believe when I tell you this
It's as real as my skull and it does exist
Here, let me show you
This is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a box
A box?
is it steel?
Are there locks?
Is it filled with a pox?
A pox
How delightful, a pox
If you please
Just a box with bright-colored paper
A bow?
But why?
How ugly
What's in it?
What's in it?
That's the point of the thing, not to know!
It's a bat
Will it bend?
It's a rat!
Will it break?
Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake?
Listen now, you don't understand
That's not the point of Christmas land
Now, pay attention
Now we pick up an oversized sock
And hang it like this on the wall
Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
Let me see, let me look
Is it rotted and covered with gook?
Hmm, let me explain
There's no foot inside, but there's candy
Or sometimes it's filled with small toys
Small toys
Do they bite?
Do they snap?
Or explode in a sack?
And scare girls and boys
This Christmas sounds fun
Why, I fully endorse it
Let's try it at once
Everyone, please now, not so fast
Well, I may as well give them what they want
And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
For the ruler of this Christmas land
Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice
Least that's what I've come to understand
And I've also heard it told
That he's something to behold
Like a lobster, huge and red
And sets out to slay with his rain gear on
Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
That is, so I've heard it said
And on a dark, cold night
Under full moonlight
He flies into a fog
Like a vulture in the sky
And they call him Sandy Claws
Well, at least they're excited
Though they don't understand
Oh, well...
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.00] Listen, there were objects so peculiar
[01:29.40]They were not to be believed
[01:35.01]All around, things to tantalize my brain
[01:45.06]It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
[01:54.18]And as hard as I try
[01:58.17]I can't seem to describe
[02:02.49]Like a most improbable dream
[02:13.20]But you must believe when I tell you this
[02:16.50]It's as real as my skull and it does exist
[02:22.56]Here, let me show you
[02:26.82]This is a thing called a present
[02:33.93]The whole thing starts with a box
[02:38.52][HARLEQUIN DEMON]
[02:40.92]A box?
[02:41.88][DEVIL]
[02:42.39]is it steel?
[02:43.38][WEREWOLF]
[02:44.16]Are there locks?
[02:45.42][HARLEOUIN DEMON]
[02:45.96]Is it filled with a pox?
[02:48.27][DEVIL, WEREWOLF, HARLEQUIN DEMON]
[02:49.41]A pox
[02:50.85]How delightful, a pox
[02:56.52][JACK]
[03:00.39]If you please
[03:02.10]Just a box with bright-colored paper
[03:06.66][WITCHES]
[03:06.87]A bow?
[03:16.95]But why?
[03:20.70]How ugly
[03:27.78]What's in it?
[03:33.09]What's in it?
[03:33.87][JACK]
[03:38.97]That's the point of the thing, not to know!
[03:42.12][CLOWN ]
[03:43.83]It's a bat
[03:44.67][CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS ]
[03:45.48]Will it bend?
[03:47.04][CLOWN]
[03:47.34]It's a rat!
[03:48.18][CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS]
[03:48.90]Will it break?
[03:50.46][MONSTER FROM THE BLACK LAGOON]
[03:51.12]Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake?
[04:01.08][JACK]
[04:02.70]Listen now, you don't understand
[04:09.78]That's not the point of Christmas land
[04:14.28]Now, pay attention
[04:15.81]Now we pick up an oversized sock
[04:21.72]And hang it like this on the wall
[04:26.43][MR. HYDE]
[04:30.51]Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
[04:33.75][ MEDIUM MR. HYDE]
[04:37.38]Let me see, let me look
[04:39.96][SMALL MR. HYDE ]
[04:44.37]Is it rotted and covered with gook?
[04:48.78][ JACK]
[04:50.73]Hmm, let me explain
[04:57.45]There's no foot inside, but there's candy
[05:03.21]Or sometimes it's filled with small toys
[05:26.01][MUMMY AND WINGED DEMON ]
[05:31.38]Small toys
[05:32.73][WINGED DEMON]
[05:35.55]Do they bite?
[05:38.19][MUMMY]
[05:39.09]Do they snap?
[05:41.61][WINGED DEMON]
[05:43.08]Or explode in a sack?
[05:48.51][CORPSE KID]
[05:54.90]And scare girls and boys
[05:59.28][MAYOR]
[06:02.64]This Christmas sounds fun
[06:05.04]Why, I fully endorse it
[06:07.86]Let's try it at once
[06:09.45][JACK]
[06:12.78]Everyone, please now, not so fast
[06:19.32]Well, I may as well give them what they want
[06:22.80]And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
[06:27.75]For the ruler of this Christmas land
[06:29.64]Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice
[06:34.11]Least that's what I've come to understand
[06:39.99]And I've also heard it told
[06:41.82]That he's something to behold
[06:43.53]Like a lobster, huge and red
[06:47.01]And sets out to slay with his rain gear on
[06:50.31]Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
[06:54.06]That is, so I've heard it said
[06:55.26]And on a dark, cold night
[06:58.98]Under full moonlight
[07:00.78]He flies into a fog
[07:03.96]Like a vulture in the sky
[07:07.59]And they call him Sandy Claws
[07:49.71]Well, at least they're excited
[07:58.50]Though they don't understand
[08:10.23]Oh, well...
It only took a second and it all fell down
You turn your back for a moment and you're back on the ground
You're lost and everyone around you got old
N...
And finally, everything worked out just fine.
Christmas was saved, though there wasn’t much time!
But after that night, things were never the same.
Ea...
Close your eyes
Have no fear
The monster's gone
He's on the run and your daddy's here
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful boy
Beautiful, beautif...
There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far and wide
When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night
I excel ...
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
The amazing chocolatier
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Everybody give a cheer!
He's modest, clever, and so smart,
He barely can res...
With These Hands
- Matt Monro
With these hands, I will cling to you
I am yours forever and a day
And with these hands,
I will bring to you
A tender l...
It was a long time ago, longer now than it seems
In a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams
For the story that you are about to be told
Began ...
Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I use...